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Miesha Tate wants to mar Ronda Rousey’s face

Ronda Rousey has been talking mad sh*t at Miesha Tate, calling her ‘slow’ and ‘not dangerous’ and dissing her boyfriend / UFC fighter ‘Mr Miesha Tate’ Bryan Caraway. So it’s understandable that Miesha would start firing back sooner or later with some strong words. Here she is showing that she can do more than just complain about the injustice of having to face Ronda. She wants to beat that girl ugly:

“I think it’s just what I need, actually,” Tate said of Rousey getting on her nerves. “I think that I’ve been fighting for long enough that sometimes I get a little bit comfortable, that’s the truth of the matter. And when you don’t like someone, the idea of losing to them is just unbearable. Like, I cannot think of losing to this girl, it cannot happen. My pride is on the line here, people. You don’t understand. It’s not just winning the fight or keeping my title, it’s like, this bitch is not going to beat me, there’s no way this is going to happen. I think, for me, it’s just going to make it that much more exciting because you’re going to see a much more exhilarated me, you’re going to see a much more pumped and vicious, I think. I don’t want to just like fight this girl, I don’t want to just beat her, I want to really hurt her. I really do, I want to like mar her face if at all possible, that’d be nice.”

Like totally disfigure her or something great. What is this, Afghanistan? I am outrage, I say! To me, this is just as bad if not worse than that time Frank Mir waxed poetic on causing Brock Lesnar’s death in the octagon. Mainly because unlike Frank, I think Miesha might be serious. And if it becomes a thing where evil champions like Miesha aim to mar the visages of competitors more beautiful than her, where will future sexy female MMA fighters come from?

But what will discourage the next generation of fight foxes more? Miesha defacing their good looks or Ronda Rousey breaking everyone’s arms backwards? She compares the results to a ‘flamingo knee’, and if the point she’s trying to get across is that both look gross then I’d agree wholeheartedly with that.

  • repenttokyo says:

    are u ‘offended’ by marred faces?

    does lack of sexy ‘referees’ distract from girl-on-girl violence?

    will ronda ‘decapitate’ miesha to ‘prove her point?’

  • Blackula Jonez says:

    Hyan is so offended by marred faces that he put Roy Nelsons scarred mug on the front page.

    I wonder how huge Ryans hateboner will be if Meisha is able to pull off the huge upset and somehow beats up Ronda.

    Hell Meisha might even take Kaufmans place as Ryans most despised female fighter.

    Surprised there is no post about the Cyborgs separation, but then again Ryan has always been weird about posting stuff about divorces/fighter marriages hitting the rocks.

  • drunkenjunk says:

    i think this can all be settled with lesbian sex, 25 min and dana could fix his whole shitty ratings thing with strikeforce.

  • frickshun says:

    I hope Tate KO’s her & then pees on her unconscious body.

  • G Funk says:

    ^ Joysee got joysee’s back!

  • noiseless says:

    something something something, something and yeah..rondaaaaAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! ! ! ! ! !! UGH!!!

  • iamphoenix says:

    by mar ronda’s face I’m sure she means bounce up and down on her titties and\ jump on her butt.

  • CAP says:

    Sounds like some vag on vag crime.

  • Jarman says:

    scissor me timbers!

  • Reverend Clint says:

    Who let snookie near a mic?

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    JARMAN wins.

    I wonder if getting armbar’d by Honda will be the third thing she’s famous for after her GIF and getting kicked inna phizz by Kaitlin.

  • glassjawsh says:

    ^ Miesha getting KO’d by Kaitlin Young is the most adorable piece of violence ive ever seen

  • CAP says:

    ^Yeah that’s nice!

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    I really gotta wonder what the Judo equivalent of that is.  I hope I get to find out.

    I hope Meisha does another airbrushed thong photo spread in pink boxing gloves to accompany an interview about getting ahead without earning it before she gets thoroughly flamingoed.

    Wrestling versus Judo; this is gonna be good.