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Mayhem Miller throws down on Throwdown

5ounces has a pretty good interview with Jason Mayhem Miller full of soft testicle massage by Adam Morgan, with a few interesting factoids to boot. My favorite part was when Jason Miller talked shit about Throwdown for fucking him over on sponsorship.

This is sad news for me because I really like Throwdowntheir clothes are about the least gay in the MMA industry and they have a fun little news page that kinda reminds me of something … wait a second. That’s not Throwdown, that’s Triumph United. Never mind!

Adam Morgan: I was watching your video from the North American Mixed Martial Arts Expo and you said something about one of your sponsors, Throwdown, owing you money. What’s up with that situation?

“Mayhem” Miller: Yeah man, Throwdown, these guys are assholes, man. Don’t even get me started, I can’t believe these guys. I asked these guys to either stop using my image or pay me and then on top of that, to rub it in, they said “Oh, you know what? We’re going to give you a bunch of shirts to sell out of the trunk of your car and that’ll be your payment for the past 8 months of using your face without paying you.”

It’s ridiculous, man. Shit is ridiculous. I don’t know, do they want me to sue them or something? And it’s not just me, it’s an industry wide spectacle, like they’re not paying anybody. I think they pay Rampage but that’s it. As far as I know they owe a lot of people money and they’re just running out on their debts. I don’t even want to give these guys any exposure by mentioning their name in this interview.

Anyways you should check out the rest of the interview because Mayhem is always entertaining, even when the interviewer is basically offering him an ego blowjob with questions like this:

Adam Morgan: Do you think Zuffa was at all scared of your personality? I mean, you’re a pretty likable guy and people think you’re pretty funny, but do you think they were scared that your popularity might reach a point to where they couldn’t even control it?

14 COMMENTS
  • Wu Tang says:

    Morgan should have asked him if seen the trigg/mayhem picture you cropped up. I would bet that Mayhem would just go bonkers over that, he would love to hold triggs in such a way… that only he can do it. Also, its fucken Mayhem, who doesnt love him, fuck if i were gay, i would love him, and his home of a van. Then i would take his t-shirts hes selling and ebay them off for 2 bux, and say ‘HEAAEEEEEEE’ Mayhem style!

  • crapeater says:

    Mayhem and Triumph United are the shit man. It sounds like Throwdown turned their backs on other fighters and are going to suck Rampage’s cock for as long as it stays hard. I assume Rampage can keep his wood hard pretty long, but that’s just a guess. Only blogs I check daily are fightlinker and triumph’s blog spot. Holla!!!

  • Accomando says:

    “…Adam Morgan: Do you think Zuffa was at all scared of your personality? I mean, you’re a pretty likable guy and people think you’re pretty funny, but do you think they were scared that your popularity might reach a point to where they couldn’t even control it?…”

    Aghhh ha ha ha ha, ha, aghhh, ha ha.

  • Lets make up equivilant questions. Me first:

    Adam Morgan: Do you ever worry about being like … TOO AWESOME? Like someday you’ll just be so awesome aliens will come down from the sky and say “Shit, Mayhem, you’re so awesome we want to take you to space where you can be Emperor Awesome”. Or that maybe your head will just explode from way too much awesome? Because i think you’re totally awesome. Can I touch your penis?

  • Accomando says:

    Adam Morgan: So Jason, do you like it better when I rub your left ball or right ball? “Mayhem”…gosh, that’s such unique name, do you love your nickname as much as I love you?

  • Accomando says:

    Adam Morgan: So, when I’m not getting bent over my computer chair by Sam Caplan, (i.e. free-time), I enjoy going to bath-houses. “Mayhem” (ooh I love it, so rebelious) what do you enjoy doing during your free-time, bath-house much?

  • kentyman says:

    Adam Morgan: Wanna fuck me?

  • Adam Morgan: The sex is free … but if you want it without a condom that’s extra

  • kentyman says:

    Adam Morgan: Any shout outs you want to make?… No, really. Please fuck me.

  • Wu Tang says:

    OWW btw, Mayhem is lookin at her necklace and not her chest.. Fuck hes totally gay.. Or poor, but he has to realize that that necklace is like…. Fake diamond. Wonder how is van is doing, if he does jack her, he could probably pawn that for 10 dollars, enough gas to go to a Hojo’s and get a continental breakfest 5 time!!!

  • ajadoniz says:

    Adam: Spit or bare?

  • Xavier says:

    Good to see that Adam Morgan still sucks too.

    I think Craplan brought him on just to make ol’ Sammy look good in comparison. I have to admit, it’s starting to work.

  • Accomando says:

    Adam Morgan: You went on tour for a bit with Nickelback last year, is that right?

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