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Matt Serra’s creepy new sponsor

Jackal ‘Dance2tranZ’ uncovered this interesting image of the shorts and shirt that Matt Serra will be wearing into the ring at UFC83. The most prominent sponsor on there is, who are kinda like eBay, except instead a bad/good feedback system they just rely on you being terrified of being hunted down and executed by unhappy buyers. Perhaps with the very gun you sold to them. Is that ironic? Just a second, let me go ask Alanis Morissette.

  • Tom K says:

    Reason #4,506,239 why I can’t wait for Matt “My TKO-ing GSP was like hitting a hole in one” Serra to get crushed next weekend. I’m glad other people found him extremely painful to listen to during TUF 4. I never knew it was possible for someone to cause me to support Matt Hughes, but Serra did it for me.

  • Gavin says:

    Unreal Morissette reference.

  • Jim says:

    I like Matt Serra. This is incredibly disappointing.

  • clint notestine says:

    Ive used

  • Welcome to the GUN SHOW!!

  • I live in Dallas, Texas so OBVIOUSLY I was just at Guns America yesterday window shopping for family Christmas present ideas.

  • godzillad says:

    If Serra hits GSP in the back of the head again, everyone’s gonna stop pussy footing around it (”E ‘it me in a good spot”) and just take the torches

  • Swedish guy says:

    I second #3. Now I’ll actually have to cheer for Frenchy, whom I don’t really like. I still hope he gets KTFO though. Split personalities I guess.

  • stink47 says:

    fuck morrisette

  • clint notestine says:

    Whats with all the gun hate? Is this site full of hippies?

  • Royal, King of Monsters says:

    nah. Just find it funny that Cera’s advertising for the equivalent of Ammunation.

  • Higgz says:

    The fact that he’s going to wear those in Canada make’s this redneck wanna cheer for him!

    Although I want to see Hughes beat his ass so I hope he loses to GSP.

  • clint notestine says:

    “The fact that he’s going to wear those in Canada make’s this redneck wanna cheer for him!”
    Me too except I hope he beats Hughes’s family beating ass.
    Tim Boetsch was sponsored by DPMS when he fought Heath. DPMS is an actual firearms manufacturer and that why I’m a Barbarian nut hugger.

  • Accomando says:

    Just got my FOID card in the mail, I will be buying some guns real soon.

  • andres says:

    I wanna fucin “gat” rubber gun with a metal barrel its fuckin beautiful aweasome son!

  • Xavier says:

    GunsAmerica is a damn quality site for looking at potential guns to buy. Better than wearing on your ass like half the fighters seem to be doing lately.

    “Is this site full of hippies?”

    No, Canadians, almost as bad.

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  • Spork says:

    The Alanis Morissette line is gold.

  • ruggertenthousand says:

    I think it’s kind of funny actually… A New Yorker would be the last person wearing a shirt like that; it’s rather very middle America. They are probably paying him a lot of coin.

    Clint…lol… ” Is this site full of hippies?”

  • nem0 says:

    Wow. Who the fuck buys guns on the INTERNET? Why not buy them from the skeezy pawn shop between the bar and the homeless shelter? It’d be less sketchy.

    I wonder if that’s supposed to be some kind of thinly veiled anti Canadian sentiment, or if Serra’s actually down with putting eBay-for-gunz across his ass. Though I gotta agree with Xavier, it’s not much worse than sponsorships.

  • Ram says:

    Rock on, Notestine. DPMS on The Barbarian shorts had my gun and MMA weenies rockin’ at the same time. The closest MMA got before was Benchmade on Hendo’s shorts…

    What’s with a bunch of fight fans pansying it up about guns? Eddie Eagle=failed American…

  • ajadoniz says:

    wow, that morissette reference came out nowhere… i like it!

  • America was built on guns! Hell yeah bo! The right to bear arms is still in the constitution. This ain’t Canada folks!

  • Alanis Morissette could only tell you if two events were unfortunate – not ironic – since her song noted no ironic events at all. lol

  • kentyman says:

    “Well isn’t it unfortunately coincidental?” didn’t have the same zing to it.

  • The whole irony of the song is that none of the things in the song were ironic. DUuuuuuuh

  • Jrico27 says:

    Guns are good. I really loved that shirt last night, and the libearal canuks probably hated it. I used the gunsamerica site often.