Okay, so pretty much EVERYONE who came to the site disagreed with me regarding the whole “Matt Serra not being #1” thing. Normally when people disagree I can find common ground via the magic of all opinions being somewhat valid but in this case I’m standing firm on this one! Matt Serra ain’t #1 … it’s a fucking fact of reality and I’ll tell you why:
Imagine this! A big ass flying saucer comes from the sky and some badass alien emerges from his ship and demands to fight the worlds best welterweight fighter. If our human representative wins, he will depart and never return. And give us the cure for AIDS and cancer or some shit. But if we lose, he’s going to destroy our planet, but only after sticking pineapple sized probes up our rectums.
Who the fuck do you think Earth is going to send to defend the earth from anal trauma and destruction? Matt fucking Serra??? Get outta here man. Here’s how I see it:
TOP 10 WELTERWEIGHTS TO FIGHT ZORGON THE WET FOR THE FATE OF THE EARTH
1. Georges St Pierre
2. Matt Hughes
3. Jon Fitch
4. Karo Parisyan (and the only reason he’s not #3 is because I don’t trust the intergalactic judges)
5. Jake Shields
6. Matt Serra
7. Carlos Condit
8. Diego Sanchez
9. Josh Koscheck
10. Marcus Davis
86. Luigi Fioravanti
I mean honestly, people. If we’re not going to be practical and realistic about these rankings, then what’s the goddamn point???