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Matt Riddle exits UFC 141 due to sickness, robs us of opportunity to witness projectile vomiting

Just hours after looking awesome at the UFC 141 weigh-ins, Matt Riddle pulled out of his bout with Luis Ramos because he was “too sick to fight”. But it’s kinda sorta okay, because Ramos still took home his fight purse and win bonus. We can only hope that this is more of an straight up projectile vomiting sickness rather than a Karo Parisyan type of mental sickness.

Really, I don’t even give a crap about Matt Riddle. the entire purpose of writing about this is to have an excuse to repost the Eder Jones cage vomiting fiasco of 2010. As a commercial for Coke Zero, and for pure entertainment value, that incident can’t be beat. Here once again is the footage of Eder Jones’ cartoonish puking, which I hope they laser-etch onto my gravestone or something due to its immortal greatness: