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Matt Lindland, the politician

Heh, check this out:

The big story of the day is that Matt Lindland is attempting a run at political office. KPIC CBS 4 is reporting that Lindland has thrown his name into the Oregon primary race in an attempt to become the Republican nominee for a local House seat.

Here’s some possible campaign slogans:

  • Vote for me or I’ll take my shirt off
  • So ugly, I’ll scare the terrorists away
  • Bringing the financial success of the IFL to Oregon
  • A fluffy blanket around this state
  • Fightlinker Jackal says:

    He won’t get the nomination.

  • Captain says:

    Matt Lindland, what a real man smells like.

  • JackalAss says:

    gosh you guys should change the name of the site to fightstinker because these articles are becoming bonk as hell. I’m almost tempted to just relying on for all my news and updates.


    I still love you guys’ bacon!

  • garth says:

    Lindland’s a republican? One more reason to not like him.

  • dignan says:

    Lindland is a fucking bible thumper too, so I am pretty sure we can put him in the right wing fundamentalist nut job group.

  • Lifer says:

    Lindland – He won’t shower until the final vote is tallied.

  • danaunclefesterwhite says:

    Matt Lindland is running as a Republican in a Blue State? If he’s a moderate Republican, he can get away with it. But if he’s a bible thumper type, he won’t get the nomination over there.

  • Higgz says:

    “Give the Wookie a Cookie–Vote Lindland!”

  • x5BoltMainx says:

    LMAO! You guys crack me up 😀