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Mac Danzig is an honorary Jackal

You know, sometimes I look in the mirror and think “Ryan, are you being too big of a cocksucker? Do you enjoy feeding off the pain of others too much?” And then the man in the mirror says “Man up, you fucking loser. Don’t make me trap you in here Heroes style while I keep things rolling on the site!”

And I guess the mirror is right: there’s nothing wrong with being an asshole. After all, Mac Danzig is an asshole too! So much that I’m declaring him an honorary Jackal for the consistant shit talking in his TUF blog. Check out these extracts from this week’s blog, all devoted to douche almighty Richie Hightower:

Somehow, in the fight recaps, Richie is again praised for not getting destroyed as bad as everyone expected, disregarding the fact that George had a virtually no-win situation on his hands fighting someone four to five levels below him. It’s like a professional chess player playing against a toddler with an extra chromosome, and when the toddler takes a pawn before losing, everyone praises him for it. In that case: Great job, Richie! You are an inspiration to us all.

Richie would make one hell of a great T-Ball player.

He says that “my bark is louder than my bite.” I have to laugh at that. This is coming from a guy who submitted by whining like a little girl into George’s anal cavity while kicking his feet like Fay Wray in “King Kong.”

15 COMMENTS
  • Ryan says:

    Damn, I wish all vegans were such awesome shittalkers…

    That is genuinely funny shit right there.

  • Clinton says:

    That is funny. Kudos to Mac for coming up with such a sweet burn, complete with chess and Fay Wray references. How many fighters could pull that off?

  • ““Man up, you fucking loser. Don’t make me trap you in here Heroes style while I keep things rolling on the site!”

    ROFL!!!!! i bet 80% of the people on here don’t even get that joke but it was fucking hysterical!! :)

  • Accomando says:

    Mac Danzig is the only reason to watch the show, him, and that black guy who has the voice of a 12 year old white kid from the suburbs, I just laugh everytime I hear him talk. His reaction to the “top shelf” incident was hillarious too.

    IMO, Danzig’s constant ripping on Richie Hightower is the best part of the show, its way more entertaining than the fights.

  • dignan says:

    I like how Mac basically gave away the fact that he is in the finals…with his no time for blogging and “full-time training.”

    I hate it when reality shows turn shit into cliffhangers, with the preview for next week.

    Fuck the finals…just give a prize to George and Mac, and have Mac fight Hightower in the TUF Finale.

    Everytime I hear the name J-Roc I go right to my vision of Trailer Park Boy’s J-Roc…than go quickly back to that Swooping kick he did in his one fight.

  • Lifer says:

    like you said ryan, his blog is better than the show. i thought it was funny when you said that so i watched it last night then read the blog this morning and you were actually right.

  • Mac is the man. We need more people like him in the UFC, and in the world.

    He’s never gonna kiss anybodies ass, and always calls them like he sees them.

    Very refreshing to see a fighter who’s not constantly bs-ing us in his interviews and opinions.

  • Jeez, man. I’m always right :-p

  • Ryan says:

    “other” websites that have recaps of the show are hilarious, with users posting how much Danzig sucks, overrated, grumpy, etc. The comments here make me know I’m at the right place. Way to be great, team!

  • Xavier says:

    Just too bad he’s a vegan. Such a stupid lifestyle.

  • operator says:

    The hummingbird feeder was hilarious. He may be an asshole but at least he isn’t one of those guys getting drunk and making a complete ass out of himself on TV. I think that vagan diet is part of the reason he is such a moody bastard. But it makes for good TV at least you don’t have to wonder what the guy is thinking cuz he will just tell you strait out if he thinks you are a pussy, faggot, asshole], wimp or moron.

  • Lifer says:

    read about veganism.

  • Swedish Guy says:

    ““other” websites that have recaps of the show are hilarious, with users posting how much Danzig sucks, overrated, grumpy, etc. The comments here make me know I’m at the right place.”
    Couldn’t agree more, everytime I see ppl ripping on danzig and praising the likes of matt hughes I’m like wtf I’m so glad this site exists.
    And yep, operator oughta stfu.

  • I think Danzig was funny on the show whenever he wanted to be but I think they edited it out so they could keep the ‘grumpy man’ theme going.

    Danzig is suffering from the classic – Why am I here? – syndrome. I’ve watched Danzing in some KOTCs so he’s been around awhile. I think he believes his big break should have come a long time ago and not now with a bunch of guys he believes are lightweights in the sport….

  • kentyman says:

    Lifer, Wikipedia says “Vegans do not use or consume animal products of any kind.” So I guess piss doesn’t count?

    “It’s OK because it’s your urine.”

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