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Luke Cummo WTF

I don’t think I even have to comment on this. Just watch it. It is so fucked up. Luke Cummo is such a freakin weirdo. I found out about this video from this interview with Luke Cummo:

Kodiak MMA: Shifting gears a bit, your web site,, features your own cooking show, Kung Food. I’ve seen two episodes and really enjoy it. Talk to us a bit about the show, about what “Lifefood” is, and about your affiliation with Dr. Jubb, who seems like a pretty cool guy to be around.

Luke Cummo: Dr. Jubb really is on the forefront of human nutrition and healing. He’s been like an olympic athlete over the past 30 years or more, studying 16 hours a day. The insight he’s developed has never been written down before and the things he’s seen under the most powerful microscopes people have yet to even consider.

“Lifefood” is the term Dr. Jubb uses to describe this insight. It’s only food that can be found growing wild in nature. All others can only be found growing within a farmer’s fence line and have been hybridized over eons. Why can’t they grow wild in nature? Because they don’t have the biological forces necessary to eco-sterilize against mold, fungus, and yeast, which are the chief undertakers of the planet. When we bring these things into us, they break down into those very micro-organisms inside our intestines, and this is the cause of most all disease.

Since I’ve discovered Lifefood and the corresponding cleansing program, Jubb’s Cell Rejuvenation, my health has improved in all areas. My body fat has decreased as well as my recovery time from hard training sessions. I’m thinking clearer and faster and my disposition is generally more positive. I started out just doing some work-study at Jubb’s Longevity and now Dr. Jubb is one of my main sponsors. The advice he gives me and the training he puts me through is top-secret.

On my internet food-preparation show, Kung Food, I feature someone from the MMA community that I know and take their favorite food and turn it into a Lifefood meal. Then we do an MMA workout and sample the recipe at the end. The next episode is in editing right now and features my coach Ray Longo.

Kodiak MMA: What can fans expect from you on September 19?

Luke Cummo: I am going to be lighter, stronger, faster, and look more ripped than ever before. My best performances are yet to come. Hopefully my fight will be televised as well as the entrance in to the octagon because I have something special planned.

10 bucks says he plans to drink his own urine on the way to the octagon.

  • Frank says:

    10 bucks says you drink yourown cum while writing this article.. queer..

    Luke Cummo is one weird fuck.. I really wouldnt take that bet with you cause he probably doesnt drink his own urine on the reason that the water he is given while warming up for the fight doesn’t fit the “lifefood” description…

  • Paul S. says:

    God Bless Luke Cummo and remarkable eccentricity! I hope he goes on serious winning streak so we can get an All-Access special where he tries to feed Rachel some life-food.

  • Archivist says:

    Cummo gives me the vibe of crazy white guy that may just strangle you with a metal coat hanger or piano wire and taxidermize your corpse. Then, he’ll prop up your perfumed carcass in a Laz-Y-Boy and watch Bob Ross’s The Joy of Painiting in expectation of you laughing and tagging along with his witty observations of the show. Twice as oddly, i find that endearing. Rock on, Luke.

  • intenso says:

    That was awesome. Luke is the man.

  • Yeah actually I really enjoy watching him fight. But the dude is up there with Evan Tanner for being totally mental

  • intenso says:

    I’m not going to eat shit like that but it’s hard to argue with anything presented in the video. I don’t see what good living to 100 would be if you have to eat ground up jicama and almonds to get there. But if it makes him a bad ass fighter, more power to him.

  • His wife is actually pretty hot … i remember seeing her on the TUF3 finale and was like “Wow, he must have her mom tied up in the basement or something”

  • Wu Tang says:

    pix of wife plz…

    Still, i bet luke is a closet homo…. Repressed dude who has a mono tone voice… He should really shave his eye brows!