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Luke Cummo sustains (coffee or pee related?) injury

ZOMG a Luke Cummo news announcement! Too bad it’s bad news. Luke was booked to face off against Steve Bruno at the pseudo-Fort Bragg show, but is now off the card with an undisclosed injury. The sources inside my head indicate that it was either a coffee-enema related injury, or the dreaded spam crotch. That shit be going around!

So now Luke vs some guy becomes some guy vs some guy as Johnny Rees steps up. Both Rees and Bruno are 0-1 in the UFC and coming off unimpressive performances. Perhaps fighting for their jobs will give them an extra bit of pepper in their jockstraps.