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Luke Cummo: Still a weirdo. Which is good!

We love Luke Cummo around here. Partially because he’s a good fighter, but mainly because he’s a total freaking weirdo. Here’s a post he made on his forum about his time thus far in Columbus. I’ve taken the liberty of extracting some of the nutty bits for easy reading:

  • “OK so I got into Ohio yesterday about 7pm EST. I think the plane I flew in had propellers on it! We boarded directly from the runway and the Arab guy before me was wearing a ski mask – I am not kidding! I’m not being racialist either.”
  • “The book I brought to read is called “How the World Really Works” and is basically about how the super-rich banking families and corporations have manipulated mankind to achieve one-world totalitarian government (owned by them).”
  • “After I got settled in my room and drank my piss I went down to the office to take care of paperwork, get my per diem ($100/day for food and stuff, $500 total), and see whatever else they wanted from my life.”
  • “Then Burt Watson took me on the official scale to check in and I was 173 lbs. with jeans on because I was going commando.”
16 COMMENTS
  • Lifer says:

    He’s going to fucking SMASH Luigi! Can’t fucking wait. LUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!

  • Captain says:

    I wonder if he drinks his piss warm straight from the tap or likes it chilled. I think I would want mine on the rocks.

  • Captain says:

    Second time I’ve seen that this week. Guess it’s more potent and effective that way.

  • Lifer says:

    it’s only sterile for about 15 minutes after exposure to air so it should be consumed immediately. out one end and in the other. if you want to bottle urine for bathing purposes that is fine but not for consumption.

  • Lifer says:

    some prefer it chilled.

  • dulljake says:

    Lifer, you make me always throw up a little with those posts….

  • Fightlinker Jackal says:

    I’m not buying that he actually drinks his own piss.

  • kentyman says:

    Don’t get him started. He totally does. :)

  • Fightlinker Jackal says:

    I’ll believe it when I see it… wtf, this has to be for publicity.

  • Accomando says:

    Lifer and Cummo absolutely kill me, always hilarious shit.

    Seriously though, that maybe the funniest shit I have ever read. I’m guessing it was cold where he got on the plane cause what was with the line about the guy with the ski-mask, and how did he know he was Arab? Anyway, I must say I am a little disturbed with this ital vs. ital fight, I mean I don’t like the trend at all, whose next for Cummo, Alessio Sakara?

  • Michael says:

    “The book I brought to read is called “How the World Really Works” and is basically about how the super-rich banking families and corporations have manipulated mankind to achieve one-world totalitarian government (owned by them).”

    I like to think a rich banker sits at home and reads a book titled, “There are people out there that drink their own piss and think you and seven other guys control the world.”

  • Wu Tang says:

    So yea, did i just read that he drinks his piss? Ok i been part of this site since hte hay days, and yet i can never shake how he likes to drink his own wastes… Wondering if he eats it too… 2 girls one cup style.. This case, Luke Cummo one gulp style…

  • ruggertenthousand says:

    It least we know he will never get athletes stomach! hahaha… btw, how do you reset your password?

  • Lifer says:

    it’s only waste if you waste it. :)

  • ruggertenthousand says:

    Luke’s after party = pissbombs for everybody ( red bull and his piss=green, right?) I heard he parties solo so you can forget that shit…

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