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The Low Blow Episode 39: UFC 82 Madness!

Comin’ atcha like a hurricane, it’s another edition of the Low Blow! We’re your one stop shop for useless blather regarding mixed martial arts. This week we talk about the possibility of getting sued by the Ohio Athletic Commission, and we break down the UFC 82 card fight by fight.

  • Did Jon Fitch earn his title shot?
  • Will Chris Leben ever amount to anything?
  • How much pussy does Cheick Kongo pull?
  • What’s up with McLovin’?
  • And where did Dan Henderson go wrong?

We also talk about Wanderlei dropping down to 185, how boxing is fucking hardcore, if Josh Koscheck will leave the UFC, and of course the mandatory waxing on why Anderson Silva is the fucking man. One hour of sweet podcasty goodness.


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  • fightfan says:

    Nice. I think you should do another “spoof” on the Ohio Athletic Commission. That would be awesome!!! Because you pissed them off something fierce.

  • ubertwat says:

    people get mad when you say mean stuff?

  • Wu Tang says:

    Legs dangling around in half guard is SETTING UP FOR A SWEEP. You wiggle your hips around and Wilson was doing it. thank you.

    I’m going to get my laughing face on for the train ride tomorrow.

  • MacDaddy says:

    I can’t believe you ignorant proles don’t know the national animal of France is a big cock. A rooster, that is.

  • MacDaddy says:

    Anderson-holics anonymous. Hi my name is Dan….

  • Ross says:

    Not 100% certain on this, but I think Wanderlei is in the same category as Filho when it comes to fighting Anderson.

  • Lifer says:

    when did the tapout guys start talking like the teenage mutant ninja turtles?

  • MadMan says:

    Great guys kick ass!
    Why so down on Diego Garcia though?
    He’s the conglomeration of, like, 3
    different cultures and at least 3
    different fighting disciplines. The
    man is a fucking juggernaut.
    Even the best lose…and get better.
    But Saturday–Diego completely
    destroyed Bielkheden. A complete
    and utter domination is what took
    place there.
    Probally not true for you guys,
    what…being Canadian and all;
    but myself..being from Cincinnati, Ohio’
    really respected the fact that Diego
    gave thanks to Jesus Christ, for
    giving him everything he is or can be.

    Anyhow..great show, you guys have a
    terrific rapport and are funny and as
    accurate as shit. Keep it up–my asshole,
    Canadian Friends. (LOL–that sentence don’t
    look right!)

  • Lifer says:

    what does being from columbus, ohio have to do with being impressed that he gave thanks to jesus? that jesus freak ALWAYS gives thanks to jesus (and the thunder gods who let him call down the lightning and energy pre-fight).

    nothing pisses me off more in post-fight speeches than the thanks to jesus, all glory to god and all that bullshit. these bastards need to realize that it was their excruciating work and perseverance getting them to where they are!

  • JackalAss says:

    I seriously thought that the article was real guys.

  • P W says:

    I’m going to set the bar for the upcoming mailbag-show by asking a clever question:

    If you were forced to choose, which of the following physical attributes would you accept to live with for the rest of your life, and how do you think it would effect your life?

    Faber’s ass crack chin
    Lauzon’s wing nut ears
    Kimbo’s gigantic beard
    Cock Chestnar’s cock tattoo.

  • AJB says:

    PW, you missed the obvious one mentioned in the show: Kongo’s giant boob pecs.

    I want to know if you guys have plans to go meta and parody the Ohio AC response to your parody.

  • NickRE says:

    Anyone know where I can see a video of the whole fight between Nick Diaz and Robbie Lawler? How about posting one FL.

  • danaunclefesterwhite says:

    Is that Lacuna Coil in the background in the beginning of the show? I’m a fan. I started following them since back in early 2003. Cristina Scabbia is a babe too.

  • yep, they’re as close to nu-metal as I listen to so rather than dig around for some ‘authentic’ i just looped an intro from one of their tracks.

  • danaunclefesterwhite says:

    Lacuna Coil’s Karmacode album has taken a bit of a turn in the nu metal direction but still pretty good. It’s somewhat of a departure from their earlier stuff (Comalies, Unleashed Memories, etc.)

  • P W says:

    Oh, about my question earlier, you’re only supposed to choose ONE of the mentioned handicaps – the one you find the least painful to live with.

  • RT says:

    You guy were talking out your asses about Fitch. Karo parsnippyinish lost his title shot when he LOST to Diego, Who Fitch beat, Fitch also offered to beat up Karo but the Heat didnt want any. 9-0 in the UFC is nothing to sleep on.