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Look what Randy’s doing now.

Randy Couture must really have been serious when he said he wasn’t getting paid enough by the UFC because he’s now offering to give a hummer to whoever will pay him the most for it. It’s a sad day when one of the greatest fighters in UFC history is reduced to licking someone’s anus for money.

  • Atom says:

    Randy’s not selling his hummer for the money, he’s selling it for the respect.

  • intenso says:

    maybe he’s selling it because Hummers are ugly, ridiculous cars.

  • Thomas says:

    lol @ Atom.
    Is it the special TUF UFC Hummer??
    Its like when a girls gets dumped or breaks up with a guy that she starts cutting out all the pictures of the dude and destroys all his clothes.
    Maybe thats what Randy doing.

  • Audacity says:

    Driving a Hummer in the city with current gas prices has nothing to do with it.

  • Ted Dibiase says:

    i thought a hummer was a blow job and licking ones anus is tossing a salad. at least thats what i learned while in jail…. oh the memories.

    sweet ride tho, wonder what itll fetch

  • Shaun says:

    If Cauliflower ear is contagious it’ll be all over that headrest… I don’t want to risk getting infected.

  • Randy’s acting like a little bitch throwing out all his UFC reminders. That’s just gay.

  • John says:

    A hummers when you hum while sucking on nuts, thus creating a humming sensation

  • dance2tranz says:

    pretty sure hes getting rid of the hummer becasue its got UFC embeded all over it. Think about it, UFC had pulled clips of Wanderlei training at Couture gym from All Access show. Why should they endorse a guy who shitted on them? Similarly why should Randy drive aroun dint he truck clearly marketing UFC? If anything he’s probabbly just tired of jokes about the damn thing and wants to get rid of it.

  • Xavier says:

    Remember kids, UFC never gave Randy ANY respect, NONE. WHATSOEVER. Nevers. Evers. Dana is mean and never did nice things.

    This message brought to you by the Friends of the Campaign to Get Randy Couture Even More Money.

  • Dru Down says:

    When Rich Franklin sold his, didn’t he say it was because he felt silly driving around in it?

    Seems reasonable. Hummer’s are ugly enough as is without having a picture of’s BLAFs face on the spare tire. Ugh.

  • Mobb Deep says:

    HA HA, Randy is poor. New wife probably has a nasty coke habit. I don’t know about the whole hes getting rid of the Hummer because it has UFC logos, since a lot of pics of him in the Octagon, with the UFC belt around him are plastered all over his website. Wonder if he will be selling his belts too?

  • steve24 says:

    This is all petty shit. I just can’t wait for the contract to expire and Randy thinks he can go fight somewhere else. Drama in the courtroom.

  • nem0 says:

    Off-topic, but Randy has his own energy drink? Geezus. I don’t know if that’s better or worse than Steven Segal’s LIGHTNING crap.

  • Wu Tang says:

    Randy is charing 500 for 3 days of learning…. Too much for his shit! My instructor charges shit and hes a fighter for realz!!! So yeah, fuck randy and his over priced hollywood crap!!

  • Ted Dibiase says:

    vehicles are made to be sold. ppl sell their automobiles. big deal, get over it you losers. you ppl are worse than the Free Matt Hammil crusaders.

    theres good news in all this. the money he gets for the Hummer will make up some of the money kevin iole miscalculated. Iole isnt so bad afterall now right?

  • Jaiden says:

    I agree with dance2tranz. Why keep the Hummer? However, I would have sold it privately (if I didn’t want to make a profit). But to be honest, Randy’s marketability will only last so long. None of us will be paying his bills if his gyms tank, his businesses fail and his acting career dries up….

  • steve24 says:

    why would you want a Hummer with some dude’s name all over in the interior and UFC decals all over the car if you don’t fight?

  • ajadoniz says:

    did you hear? Couture texted Dana to ask for a sit down! “Oh happy days! ::oh happy days::: Oh happy days!”

  • Andrej says:

    Just think After all this backstabbing squables that are happening. Randy Couture might fight in the UFC after all. weird huh?

  • dignan says:

    Hummers are poop.

    Second to that…they are an expensive luxury cock extension…

    Randy is simply showing how the UFC treated him so poorly by giving him such items. I finally understand.

  • Jonathan says:

    He wants a minimum bid of 70k for that thing…I agree that he is getting rid of it for alot of reasons, not one of which is the fact that Randy is figuring out how high the profit taxes are in Vegas…better to unload now then wait and pay later.

    Also, is the UFC giving their champions a customized H2 when thye win? That is freaking sweet! They should talk about that.

  • intenso says:

    he got that H2 for doing TUF. the coaches get something every season.

  • robnashville says:

    ya left out this little nugget of info…….

    “A portion of the sale will go directly to Randy Couture’s GI Foundation.”

  • Accomando says:

    Couture stole that coke-head Shawn Tompkins from Team Quest, and I know Henderson basically hates Couture but won’t outright say it.

    What’s that tell ya bout the guy?

  • MacDaddy says:

    I guess it didn’t come with extra money for gas.