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Kim ‘Yoko’ Couture

Here’s three fighters: Randy Couture, Mike Pyle, and Gina Carano. Randy left the UFC citing lack of respect. Mike Pyle left EliteXC citing lack of respect. Gina Carano has one foot out the EliteXC door at this point. Now what’s the common thread between them? Oh look – it’s Kim ‘Yoko’ Couture. I wasn’t quite ready to label her as thus initially but now it’s just getting painfully clear that that is what she is.

The connection between Kim and Randy are obvious … he hides his hotdog in her roast beef. But not many people know that Kim brought Mike into the Couture fold as Randy’s sparring partner. They’re very close. And Gina? Her and Kim are like BFF!

Randy Couture rarely talks smack about anyone, but Kim was pretty derisive when asked about EliteXC as a potential home for the Fedor/Randy fight. It seems to me like she’s the uniting factor regarding a lot of shit talking coming out of XTreme Couture. I’m interested in knowing if she was the one that prompted the slamming of the IFL after the whole Team XTreme Couture thing went tits up.

  • One more similarity you didn’t mention was that Yoko tried to use John’s music career to launch her own music career even though she CLEARLY had ZERO musical talent. After seeing Kim fight a few weekends ago how on earth can anyone say she’s a fighter of any kind? So she’s clearly doing the same thing as Yoko in that respect as well.

  • x5BoltMainx says:

    What is it about women that make men do stupid things :(

  • andres says:

    Fuckin bitch….fuck u

  • Dangerfield says:

    shes hotter than Yoko was so thats a plus

  • danaunclefesterwhite says:

    Kim Couture is Randy Couture’s 2nd wife right? Yoko One was John Lennon’s 2nd wife. That’s another parallel.

    Btw wasn’t Kim Couture a stripper? (I heard somewhere down the grape vine) If so, what the hell is Randy “I’d like to thank Jesus for dying for our sins” Couture doing marrying a whore like that? I hate this bitch. She just a cunt whose riding on Couture’s name and it was fun seeing her look like a bitch in that Muay Thai smoker. Now that she’s going to fight in an amateur MMA match with no headgear and padding, I hope the girl she fights knocks her the fuck out.

  • FightStinker is RIGHT! says:

    I hope she gets naked and starts….well we all know where this is going.

    She’s fuckin hot and I’d hit that like a bad habit. I’ll take 2 roast beef’s please!

  • HexRei says:

    danaunclefesterwhite I believe it is Randy’s third wife actually.

  • Xavier says:

    This woman is a total bitch. It’s too bad Randy forced his webmasters to take down her online ‘statement’ about his conflict with the UFC because it was filled with bitchy-bitch-bitch material. I’m not a typical woman-hater by any means, but this woman is scum.

  • Mobb Deep says:

    I ain’t saying shes a gold digger, but….

  • selfdestructo says:

    While i think Randy vs Fedor would be a great fight, i can’t see this PPV doing more the 75k buys unless it’s under the UFC banner. 75% of the people that buy UFC events barely know there are other options out there. I see it being a huge flop. And even if turns ok better than that, then what? Who else does Couture fight that can give him a good payday? If he loses, he’s got no marketability for a big fight against anybody outside the UFC, if it doesn’t draw well, then he’ll prove he has no draw outside the UFC, and if he wins, he’ll have beaten a guy that nobody outside the hardcore 10% will have heard of.

    And that’s even if this fight takes place. The greatest irony would be if the UFC signs Fedor just to spite Randy.

  • John Smith #400 says:

    I’d hit it. Two times.

  • stink47 says:

    bitch was always hangin about trying to get on camera

  • danaunclefesterwhite says:

    Randy Couture married THREE times? Not to sound judgmental but holy shit. How can a man fuck up three times like that? And if Kim really was a stripper, that’s just gravy.

    Fedor vs. Randy wouldn’t draw for crap under M-1 Global, HDNet Fights or any of that noise. But if Fedor vs. Randy happens under Golden Boy, I think that this could easily do over 75k buys. If Golden Boy gets Fedor vs Randy on HBO or even PPV HBO, that’s really hitting Dana and the Fertittas below the belt. I wouldn’t be so confident about the UFC being able to maintain their hegemony for long. MMA is a young sport. Boxing is an old sport and Golden Boy was able to challenge Don King and Top Rank after decades of dominating the sport. Zuffa doesn’t hold a candle to Don King and Top Rank in terms of challenge to Golden Boy. Think about it. Golden Boy + HBO > Gladiators, Nu Metal and Manswers.

  • Remember: 3 marriages = 2 falling apart. I’ve heard from some people who say his marriages go like this: well until Randy takes a stand on something (usually his fighting career) and then everything falls apart. Since his new wife is all good about his career I suppose we’ll be okay (although maybe down the road he’ll want to return to the UFC and she’ll spazz).

    Oh, and y’all sound like you’re part of the Misogynists club with some of the shit you’re saying about Kim. I thought I didn’t like her, but wow.

  • Mr. Theplague says:

    I think she acts like she’s all good about his career, but if she’s been behind his recent actions, I think she’s sabotaging him consciously or not. Is his career really in a better place than right after his win over Gonzaga? No way.