Kim Couture spent the weekend engaging in her first amateur MMA fight. By all accounts she did better this time than the kickboxing smoker she competed in last month – she actually won this fight, unlike the smoker which she lost.
Kim Couture won her mixed martial arts debut Saturday by stopping Jessica Cruz late in the third round during a Full Contact Fighting Federation event at the Roseland Theater in Portland, Ore.
After both fighters experienced long periods of inactivity on the mat, Couture mounted Kruse and began raining down punches until the referee stepped in to save Cruz at the 1:43 mark.
Here’s where you’d normally expect me to rip into ‘Yoko’ Couture, but I’m perfectly down with her fighting. With Yoko Ono, we were all forced to listen to her terrible music and there was no recourse. With Kim Couture, we get to see her getting punched and kicked in the face. I actually find the whole situation kinda cathartic in a way. If she’s as hardcore about riding Randy to the top as she seems to be, sooner or later she’s gonna end up in front of a buzzsaw fighter who’s going to whup her so hard she’ll cough up an ovary or two on the way to the hospital.
Meanwhile, over in Randyland there’s a new interview with Fighthype (who would get more love if they set up an RSS feed) where he addresses people’s animosity towards his wife:
PC: Is it tough dealing with people saying that your wife wants to cash in on your name and that she’s the reason you’re not in the UFC?
RC: I don’t plug into any of that. That’s one of the reasons why I don’t get onto The Underground and on the computer because none of that really matters to me. I know what’s true and what reality is. The only time I hear things like that are when people tell Kim about it and I hear it from her. It’s a ridiculous thing for people to say. I’ve always made my own decisions and did my own thing and to me, people that make comments like that need to get off of their computer, in their underwear with the Cheetos stain on them, and do something else.
PC: Yeah, that is funny. You beat people up for a living and they think your wife runs you.
RC: It’s ridiculous. I don’t give much credence to it and even if I did hear it, I probably wouldn’t respond to it because it would just propagate more of the same.
FYI, Mr Couture: these are Dorito stains, not Cheetos stains. And there’s a long and shameful list of rich, powerful and strong men throughout history who end up being ridden by their women like a donkey to the market. Just because you’re boss in the cage doesn’t mean you run the show outside of it.