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Kim Couture fights, wears the pants

Kim Couture spent the weekend engaging in her first amateur MMA fight. By all accounts she did better this time than the kickboxing smoker she competed in last month – she actually won this fight, unlike the smoker which she lost.

Kim Couture won her mixed martial arts debut Saturday by stopping Jessica Cruz late in the third round during a Full Contact Fighting Federation event at the Roseland Theater in Portland, Ore.

After both fighters experienced long periods of inactivity on the mat, Couture mounted Kruse and began raining down punches until the referee stepped in to save Cruz at the 1:43 mark.

Here’s where you’d normally expect me to rip into ‘Yoko’ Couture, but I’m perfectly down with her fighting. With Yoko Ono, we were all forced to listen to her terrible music and there was no recourse. With Kim Couture, we get to see her getting punched and kicked in the face. I actually find the whole situation kinda cathartic in a way. If she’s as hardcore about riding Randy to the top as she seems to be, sooner or later she’s gonna end up in front of a buzzsaw fighter who’s going to whup her so hard she’ll cough up an ovary or two on the way to the hospital.

Meanwhile, over in Randyland there’s a new interview with Fighthype (who would get more love if they set up an RSS feed) where he addresses people’s animosity towards his wife:

PC: Is it tough dealing with people saying that your wife wants to cash in on your name and that she’s the reason you’re not in the UFC?

RC: I don’t plug into any of that. That’s one of the reasons why I don’t get onto The Underground and on the computer because none of that really matters to me. I know what’s true and what reality is. The only time I hear things like that are when people tell Kim about it and I hear it from her. It’s a ridiculous thing for people to say. I’ve always made my own decisions and did my own thing and to me, people that make comments like that need to get off of their computer, in their underwear with the Cheetos stain on them, and do something else.

PC: Yeah, that is funny. You beat people up for a living and they think your wife runs you.

RC: It’s ridiculous. I don’t give much credence to it and even if I did hear it, I probably wouldn’t respond to it because it would just propagate more of the same.

FYI, Mr Couture: these are Dorito stains, not Cheetos stains. And there’s a long and shameful list of rich, powerful and strong men throughout history who end up being ridden by their women like a donkey to the market. Just because you’re boss in the cage doesn’t mean you run the show outside of it.

20 COMMENTS
  • Iron Wing says:

    I f’n agree with u. FightHype is a great site but with no RSS,im too lazy to go there often.

    U guys are alright..

  • Dangerfield says:

    I run the show. And these are semen stains.

  • Jim Brown's Long Lost Son says:

    I’d let her wear my pants

  • Jemaleddin says:

    Hey, if you don’t think Kim Couture is awesome, you’re gay.

    What?

  • dignan says:

    Randy:

    I have never spoken badly about you…I don’t think.

    Us “cheeto-stained” computer nerds pay your fucking bills motherfucker. You can take that to the bank.

  • Xavier says:

    Oh, Randy. C’mon now.

    “The only time I hear things like that…”

    “I don’t give much credence to it and even if I did hear it, I probably wouldn’t respond to it because it would just propagate more of the same.”

    “I’ve always made my own decisions and did my own thing and to me, people that make comments like that need to get off of their computer, in their underwear with the Cheetos stain on them, and do something else.”

    So he hears stuff like that, and even if he did hear it (which he doesn’t, despite what he says) he wouldn’t respond to it other than to respond to it and say that he makes his own decisions anyone questioning that fact masturbates with cheetos and needs to do something else.

    O Randy, you cad.

    PS. Your wife is a brainless sop.

  • ajadoniz says:

    You think Yoko is a crazy… wait until Mrs. Obama is unleashed.

  • clint notestine says:

    “Us “cheeto-stained” computer nerds pay your fucking bills motherfucker. You can take that to the bank.”
    Damn straight except unless you count UFN or TUF money I’ve never contributed to any of Randy’s pay checks… I’m a true computer nerd.

  • haha cheetos + torrents

  • kentyman says:

    That’s it, I’m registering cheetorrents.org and doritorrents.net.

  • dignan says:

    kentyman:

    cheetorrents.org:

    Exclusively featuring FREE Randy Couture feeds/PPV only.

  • #1 jackal says:

    changing subject a little becuase kim is a bitch and i could care less about her.
    i thought that it was interesting to see randy in karo parisons corner for fun 13. i wouldnt think that the ufc would let him in to the fights. any thoughts?

  • Tommy says:

    Didn’t he blame his last wife for his loses to Chuck? Now it’s silly to think his new wife can have influence him?

  • My understanding is that corners are controlled by the athletic commission … even if Dana didn’t want Randy in a fighter’s corner he doesn’t have a right to not let him … only the athletic commission can bar someone from cornering a fighter

  • Gina's boy toy says:

    Kim owns Randy big time. LOL It seems like Randy doesn’t give a rats ass what other think. While Kim does.

  • so …where can i see the fight?

    or shud i ask, what was the link again for that wrestling-torrentsite with all the fights??

  • Thus far the video hasn’t surfaced :-/

  • But when it does, you know where you’ll be able to find it … HERE! Care of your cheetos stained webmaster 😀

  • haha okay then!

    i’ll log in everyday and every hour of the day!

    its gonna be the hottest fight ever 😀

  • xtremeLoster says:

    She must have not taken a lot damage. She was in the gym training today, didn’t even look like she was in a fight.

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