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Kiddie Kickboxing still wierds me out

Okay, it’s 1:30 in the fucking morning and there’s no K1 Dynamite on. Word in the Osaka dome is that there’s technical difficulties and the show is being delayed THREE FUCKING HOURS. How that’s even possible and how they’re able to do this, I have no idea. That’s just how they roll in Japan I guess. If this was America, there’d have been riots or some shit. But over in Osaka there’s probably nothing but a bunch of polite people behaving themselves and flashing peace signs at eachother non-stop like the goddamn Otaku scum they are.

Anyways, while we wait I wanted to put up an interesting picture of the 4 kids from the Under 18 kickboxing tournament that’s going on at Dynamite. Call me old fashioned, but I still find it weird that these kids are gonna be beating the shit out of eachother on a major card like this. The idea gives me the same kinda feeling I get whenever I see women voting or driving or not wearing shawls. Of course, Allah will punish them in the afterlife with coals on their stomachs and swords through their eyes. Such is the fate of all whores of Babylon. But What Would Allah Do regarding under 18 kickboxing? I must go consult my texts on this.

**UPDATE** We’ve got live results coming from euthyphro who’s at the show going on in this thread. Don’t go in unless you want to know the results!

  • smoogy says:

    If you had a source in the Osaka Dome then he would tell you K-1 DOESN’T AIR LIVE IN JAPAN.

  • Again:
    Dynamite!! 2007 kicks off at 15h00 on Monday December 31 at the Kyocera Dome Osaka. The event will be broadcast live across Japan on the TBS Network.

  • smoogy says:

    The website is wrong. If you ever watched a HERO’S show from Japan before (as it airs) you would know this.

  • Balloon Head says:

    ok smoggy, we’re not as cool as you, we get it

  • Smoogy is probably correct, I don’t think I can remember TBS airing a K-1 show without a tape delay of a few hours.

  • The TBS website lists Dynamite as starting to air at 18:00 JST or 4 AM ET.

  • Okay, here’s what’s up. The arena opened up at 3pm. Show starts at 6pm. And yes, it is being broadcast live. Dunno if that’s because it’s technically a K1 Dynamite show as opposed to the standard HEROs show, but i can guarantee right now that nothing is going on in the Osaka dome

  • mike david (euthyphro) says:

    Huh? I’m here at the show. Doors opened at 1, event started at 3. We’re on the second of the under-18 fights now. Hiroya won the first.

  • Sauce says:

    lol im trippin out … is this event on or not?

  • Mark Halley says:

    The -18 fights are pre show fights. They won’t be aired live. After the tourney the Opening Ceremony begins for the event.

  • gay david says:

    hey yo im there too and i saw all the fight already

    saku kicked major ass

  • habibe says:

    Iv’e seen huge earthworms dude, bigger than your average snake !

  • Kris says:

    Makes sense that it’s not til 6 since some fights will be live on the “Fedor Returns” card which doesn’t begin until 6:30

  • mike david (euthyphro) says:

    Nope. Opening ceremonies already happened. Before the u18 fights. Joachim hansen is walking to the ring now to the scariest neo-nazi song I’ve ever heard in my life.

  • mike david (euthyphro) says:

    Hansen’s fighting the guy that kid yamamoto knocked out in 2 seconds with a flying knee

  • mike david (euthyphro) says:

    No, the yarennoka fights are being aired in the arena after the dynamite card is over. Dynamite is broadcast by tbs on tape delay

  • well, i’m not saying anything else or beleiving anyone else about anything. I just don’t care any more.

  • habibe says:

    Hey Mike, howabout PbP !!

  • mike david (euthyphro) says:

    Haha,well whatever. It’s happening. Hansen was losing for the first 4 mins of rd 1n but they were stood up and hansen landed a nasty punch at the end of the round with his opponent getting saved by the bell. Rd 2 opened with a takedown by hansen’s opponent. Hansen working for an armbar from the bottom but not getting it. Hansen reverses and takes top position in half guard. Then sinks a rnc for the win in rd 2. Hansen by rnc.

  • mike david (euthyphro) says:

    I’m not doing a full pbp because I want to enjoy the show, but nishijima manhoef is up next. Nishijima is my hero for coming out to the final countdown

  • habibe says:

    Results is fine, enjoy the show. Whatabout the first fights?

  • Dan says:

    Would you mind banning the Mike David idiot for his lying? It’s be fantastic.

  • mike david (euthyphro) says:

    Manhoef with a first round ko of nishijima. He completely dominated. Minowaman zulu up next.

    Winners so far (in order)
    HIROYA (jd r3)
    YUDAI (jd r3)
    Hansen (sub r2)
    Manhoef (ko r1)

  • queero mcgayguy says:

    I can’t imagine anything more terrifying than being a minor in a combat sport and putting your life in the hands of K-1’s “referees”

  • mike david (euthyphro) says:

    Uh, dan I’ll post pictures and video when I get back to my hotel room to prove it. In the meantime, please go fuck yourself.

  • Matto says:

    Enough with the motherfucking spoilers you cockfaced piece of shit.

  • Dan says:

    Or K-1 is on a 2-hour delay via even internet air. That too….

  • What kind of shit they selling for fast food in the osaka dome? Any foot long chili cheese dogs?

  • habibe says:

    Don’t read here if you don’t want to be spoiled, moron !

  • mike david (euthyphro) says:

    Kfc actually. Zulu’s on top of minowaman, minowa tries escaping but can’t. Rd 1 to zulu (if anyone cares about this fight)

  • mike david (euthyphro) says:

    Zulu like a fat wet blanket on minowaman for most of rd2. Minowa’s got nothing.

    Minowa gets to his feetn but zulu drags him back down as the bell sounds. Round 2 to zulu.

  • I’m officially out of this thread to avoid spoilers. Keep em up tho man, good stuff.

    UPDATE – eh fuck it. I’m up to post shit about this. Might as well do my job.

  • mike david (euthyphro) says:

    Ref keeps asking if minowa wants to give upn but he refuses. Crowd chants for minowa with 3 mins left, but the ref stops it. Zulu wins (and is fat).

  • Mike David (Euthyphro) says:

    Hideo Tokoro vs Tamura next.

  • suspiria says:

    Did anyone else’s dick shrivel up a little bit when they saw that pic?

  • ttt says:

    fuck the haters, where are they don’t have live results
    thanks Euthyphro

  • yup props Euthyphro … somehow this site seems to be the only one with live updates now. When we get our first run of shirts, I’ll send you one free.

  • Geoffr0y says:

    As a general rule, my dick doesn’t get involved, whatsoever, when I see pictures of young asian boys.

  • Mike David (Euthyphro) says:

    Tokoro’s trying a few flashy spinning kicks that aren’t landing. Tamura’s wearing him down with roundhouse kicks to the body with his wrestling boots. Round 1 to Tamura.

  • Mike David (Euthyphro) says:

    I appreciate it ryan. Thanks. Dan herbertson from sherdog is here too, but he’s occupied taking pictures and isn’t doing pbp. Hopefully he’ll take a break later so we can go get shitfaced and watch yarennoka.

  • suspiria says:


    As a general rule, my dick doesn’t get involved, whatsoever, when I see pictures of young asian boys.


  • Mike David (Euthyphro) says:

    Rd 2 comes to an end. they exchanged solid punches when on their feet, but when it got to the ground Tamura controlled the wrestling. Tamura’s round.

  • Geoffr0y says:

    Ha ha ha busted.
    P.S. thx for the Play by Play Mike. I wasn’t looking forward to another three hour wait.

  • Mike David (Euthyphro) says:

    Oh God that was nasty. Tamura won with a kimura that he locked on, but tokoro refused to tap for the longest time. I’m still cringing in my seat, tokoro’s arm must be broken after that.

  • jaydog says:

    Oh great. Carnage that may or may not be broadcast on TBS and/or various net outlets. Great updates Euthyphro, nonetheless.

  • MacDaddy says:

    I thought carnage was OK in Japan, just not pubic hair….

  • bk says:

    It’s weirds you idoit!

  • suspiria says:

    I don’t even remember posting that.I really have to stop drinking.