$kala is a $ilver $poon jackass
Submitted by fightlinker on September 15, 2007 - 12:28pm
I've got a challenge for all my readers: Try watching this video for longer than 60 seconds without putting your fist through your computer screen. Pretty damned hard isn't it?
The obvious question is: Who the fuck is this '$kala' joker, and why the fuck is he macking on Gina Carano during an 'interview'? Well, the first question answers the second one: '$kala' is Gary Shaw's son Jared. You may remember way back we covered a story where people were accusing Jared of using his position in EliteXC to mack on ring girls. I didn't put that much stock into the story at the time, but seeing this talking cock trying to be all hip-hop with Gina has me rethinking my position.
I've got so many issues with Jared Shaw now it's not funny. I have no problem with nepotism as a general idea ... but I do have one with nepotistic silver spoon peice of shit no talent hacks. This guy is such a blowhard he goes by his internet nickname '$kala', and don't even get me started on the fact that he put a dollar sign in his name.
As far as I'm concerned, this guy is worse than Kevin Federline. At least Kevin managed to get his dick inside a rich woman's vagina. All $kala ever did was come out of one.
September 15, 2007 - 1:11pm
#2
The recent destruction of Pride had compelled me to seek new types of work. More specifically, it had lead me to start college. In my biology course this week, I ended up dropping the school's microscope. The eye piece splattered, and the light source came apart. Lets just say my teacher wasn't too happy about the accident.
In turn, this catastrophe had compelled me to devise a practice at home which trains me on how to properly hold a microscope. The trick is, I've got to have one good grip at the shaft and the other at the base:
http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/4930/holdingamicroscopewu1.jpg
September 15, 2007 - 1:11pm
#3
I like that big black cock microphone he's wielding, though.
September 15, 2007 - 2:04pm
#4
I saw this guy in London. Idiot. Plain and simple.
September 15, 2007 - 2:39pm
#5
28 seconds.
September 15, 2007 - 4:35pm
#6
Guy is trying way too hard. He must be hiding something.
http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/5453/jaredshawij3.jpg
September 15, 2007 - 4:46pm
#7
Fightlinker is the 50 cent of the fight industry. Someone needs to call those wankstas out. I'm right behind you in trying to kill his career.
September 15, 2007 - 5:58pm
#8
What a douche. I pray he doesn't take over his dads company.
September 15, 2007 - 8:29pm
#9
One word for this guy.....TOOL.
September 16, 2007 - 12:04am
#10
Is Jerry Millen actually commenting on this...
Kettle you are black... you are so fucking black!!!
September 17, 2007 - 6:13am
#11
Honestly. To be fair, here - what the fuck is all this bullshit about? Shoould we be mad at him for using his "POWER" to bang ring girls or hit on Gina Carano? Oooh! That's against everything we stand for! It's so bad if he used his position to get laid! Oh me oh my. He should have to buy them Old English 800 or slip them roofies like WE DO! Fuck off you stupid fucking idiots! Get a life. He is a twit. But let's get this straight, SO ARE YOU. So is every decent dude and we're all scheming on bitches using methods of varied creepiness. And, I'm out.
September 17, 2007 - 9:29am
#12
damn jared, you go by cyrus too?
September 20, 2007 - 9:18pm
#13
i was surfing the elite videos and had to stop watching after that one. i managed to get through the entire nick diaz video and had to stop. i watched part of the lawler video. it looked like lawler wanted no part of that interview- who can blame him. this guy needs an ass kicking
September 26, 2007 - 8:17am
#14
[...] Teague, my #1 favorite fight magazine editor, sent me over a link to the above picture of our #2 most hated guy in MMA. Guess who’s #1, Kevin. That’s right: Randy Couture. I’m sick of him and his [...]
July 11, 2008 - 10:29am
#15
[...] out of the company to me. But you’ll really know the Shaws are out when Gary’s retarded son Jared gets the boot too. I guess we’ll have to wait and see what happens. My bet is you stop [...]
that guy is a perfect argument for shoring up the estate tax. and for public floggings