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$kala has a music video

Jared Shaw aka $kala aka boxing promoter and former EliteXC head Gary Shaw’s useless son has finally released a music video. He’s been teasing us with his musical prowess for years, and would probably already be a mega rap superstar if his natural talent for business and the fight game hadn’t resulted in him earning the position of EliteXC vice president. Fortunately that company went down in flames so there’s nothing stopping Jared from setting the music world – and women’s vajayjays – on fire.

  • bosswell says:

    Wow. That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

  • dick says:

    It’s really cool how he raps just like he normally talks. He doesn’t need any post-processing at all.

  • noiseless says:

    hoooly shit that’s talent

  • Steve W says:

    Those poor women. I wonder if they were as creeped out by $kala as Gina Carano always seemed to be.

  • Spicoli says:

    Then you haven’t seen Courtney Stodden’s videos.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    i wonder what he was really typing?

  • glassjawsh says:

    one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I have ever seen.

    do you know what hardasses do when they get a sexy chica in the bedroom?

    yup, pillow fights

    what a cock face

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    So I’m gonna make a short film, and I’m gonna be a writer who can’t speak words good, and I’m gonna have a bunch of bitches bothering me but looking completely uninterested … and I want you to pay for it, dad.

  • Blackula Jonez says:

    I sighed and almost shed a tear when he used a “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” metaphor.

    He should of spent more money getting a better beat/track to rhyme over instead of paying all those models.

    OMG he also should of had Arianny sing the hook to complete the peripheral combat sports fixture who wants a music career meme they both share.

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    The beat was fine until he started running his mouth.  Horrible.  He’s a horrible rapper.

  • kwagnuth says:

    I was waiting for Britney Spears show up.

  • kwagnuth says:

    Eminem watch out cuz there’s a new white boy in town and his name is Douche bag wannabe cunt.

    Put that in your rap song bitch.

  • glassjawsh says:

    Noseless and Kwangtung need to comment more. they make my face puke laughter (and I haven’t grown to hate them yet)