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K-1 WGP now with 30% more shitty j-pop

Just a warning to those who are planning to stay up and watch the live 5-7 hour broadcast of K-1’s World Grand Prix this weekend: the ‘half-time show’ will feature terrible Japanese ‘idol group’ AKB48, performing such hits as Surprise tears, Cherry 10 years, and Loud Diamonds. It’s going to be quite an assault on the ears, but then again, K-1 announcer Michael Schiavello hasn’t been much better ever since he decided his career goal was to out-cornball Mauro Ranallo. It’s probably best to just stab some needles in your eardrums now or something.