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Justin fucking Eilers

Dear EliteXC,

If you ever wanted to know why a lot of MMA fans treat you like you’re a joke, please refer to the Antonio Silva vs Justin Eilers booking on July 26th for the EliteXC heavyweight title.

Thanks
Everyone

PS: Are you on drugs?

26 COMMENTS
  • Steve says:

    Don’t go dissing Justin Eilers.

    He, along with Olaf Alfonso, is one of the most amusing tomato cans in the business. His ‘Flair flop’ rivals that of the man himself, and he always finds an interesting way to get demolished.

    I can’t wait to see which variety of faceplant he brings to the EliteXC title match.

  • Kel says:

    How ’bout Silva vs Roy Nelson..waaaaay beter matchup..

  • Big Tuna says:

    it looks like Brandon Vera is about to fly away and knock out another can.

  • #1 Jackal says:

    No Shit

  • Keith says:

    I laugh my ass off when other sites call any EliteXC title a major title.

  • This is a phenomenal match up. Seriously. THANK YOU JARED AND GARY SHAW!!!!
    To think how frequent these guys @ Pro Elite challenge the fabled “MMAOS” time and time again and it’s bitten them in the ass by putting Colossus Glass Joe up vs. Kimbo, and eventhough they narrowly missed authentic MMAOS with that fight, the thought of Eilers miraculously becoming a “Champion”? bwahahahaha, It’s been a while since we’ve had MMA turned on it’s head, it’s due.

  • Jemaleddin says:

    Anybody else going to be rooting for Eilers just to watch Gary Shaw crap his pants?

  • catfish says:

    I hope, somehow some way, something goes wrong. Like Antonio Silva breaks his hand in the first round or trips and falls and knocks himself out on the ground.

    It would be so beautiful to see Justin Eilers take a championship and the credibility of an organization home with him.

  • ^ he’s gonna do that no matter what the out come

  • Catfish- That’s what MMAos is all about, freak accidents, epic fails, etc. Let’s hope for the worst!

  • Manx says:

    While he may be outclassed by Bigfoot Silva, Justin Eilers is a very heavy handed fighter who is easily in the top 100 HW ‘s of the entire fucking world…last time I checked, no one at fightlinker or any of the morons commenting above were anywhere close to such…So if he is a can/joke, then what does that make you?…Apparently a TUF’er who needs to go back to watching the WWE…

  • Jared Shaw aka $kala says:

    Come on yo, don’t be rootin’ for Eilers. If he wins the championship me and my pops is gonna get sacked. That ain’t cool home skillets. I gots to have a job where I can sexually harass some skrippers in the guise of “job interviews”. Don’t take my dream away!

  • Teufel says:

    Eilers is 10-1 since getting knocked out three straight times in the UFC. Granted all of his wins are against a bunch of cans.

    Yeah… this match-up just sucks. Who cares?

  • frickshun says:

    Manx, its hard to take you seriously when you constantly email me pics of you fisting yourself & offering to blow me. Please don’t come to this site any more. You seriously bug me.

  • Mike_N says:

    Wow, one of the top 100 in the world? So that means that only 99 other guys should be between Eilers and a title shot.

  • Keith says:

    Manx I’m pretty sure you wanted to post here,
    http://www.sherdog.com

  • godzillad says:

    “When asked about whether an opponent was in place for Silva, Shaw indicated that one has been selected that is worthy of fighting for a title but that a deal was in the process of being finalized.”

    *spit take*

  • Nachtfalter says:

    Hey, I’ve had a few years of kickboxing lessons which should easily make me one of the top three billion (male) fighters in the world. Why don’t I get an EliteXC titleshot?

  • godzillad says:

    Nachtfalter: Because you don’t have a losing record yet.

  • crs says:

    Eilers has one punch KO power. Of course we haven’t seen him do it in like 4 years but he does have it. There is a chance he could slip a punch out of nowhere to get the upset win. Doubtful, since he never recovered from the Arlovski destruction, but possible.

  • Jason says:

    6 of his 10 wins sine leaving the UFC are against guys that dont have a winning record.
    Must be nice to know that you can get dominated by Pedro Rizzo for the Art of War title and still turn that performance into an Elitexc title shot.
    EliteXC is the “Mystery Science Theater 3000” of mma.

  • EXC is the “Manos: the Hands of Fate” of MMA and FL is the MST3K of MMA.

  • dragomort says:

    ‘The…M..Aster…does…not…apProve…of….Jus-tin…EiLers’ [/torgo]

    First off, that .gif is awesome. 😀

    Eilers has met some success outside of the UFC, but you really need to prove him qualified for the belt to your fans in the now before you throw out this BS on him being qualified for it. Especially with the number of people available to fight for it from Kharitonov to Nelson being rumored who would at least not cause instant memories of epic failures like Eiler’s last publicized performances. Set those fights up and build Eilers, it’s not that hard of logic to follow, is it?

    Right now, they’re asking for their promotion to be discounted ‘in the not too distant future’, if this idea of match-making keeps up.

  • Dr. Gonzo says:

    This is becoming a joke, this EliteXC

  • Been hitting the Thighmaster, Torgo?

  • dragomort says:

    It’ll be dark soon….

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