(fake, but still amusing)
Enough steroids junk. Now onto something less depressing: Jon Jones getting arraigned over his DUI arrest.
“Jon is scheduled to appear in court, next Tuesday, May 29, 9 a.m. That’s Binghamton City court. That’s when he will receive his arraignment. That’s when the judge will explain to him what he’s facing here, and also ask him if he can afford a lawyer and all that stuff. If he says yes to everything, if he’s cool with everything that’s presented to him, he will then face a pre-trial. They told me that will happen in a couple months time, around August or September. At the pre-trial, he will receive a plea bargain from the District Attorney, and if he accepts the plea bargain, there will be no trial, he will just accept the penalty that is presented to him. If he doesn’t accept it, then he will have a trial, later on this year. That’s when he faces a maximum penalty of one year in prison and a $1000 fine.”
I am literally on the edge of my seat with concern that Jones will go to jail.. Rich and famous people never get off for stuff like this with a slap on the wrist.