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Joachim Hansen smells like butthole

Ariel is always asking the pertinent questions.  From an interview with Yves Edwards on The MMA Hour –

HELWANI – … I feel compelled to ask, who is the stinkiest fighter you’ve ever fought?

EDWARDS – By far and away, it was Joachim Hansen.

HELWANI – Ah, really?

EDWARDS – Yeah, I mean, we literally tied up the first time, I can watch the fight and I can tell you exactly when I realized he smelled really, really bad. Like on the first tie-up it was just, it was horrible.  And then there was a point where the referee separated us, and he was on one side of the ring and I was on the other and I still smelled it, and I kinda looked at myself, and I was like ‘Oh well, screw it, it’s all over me now so I might as well go’.  But yeah, he smelled kinda like… butthole and sour cream.

Bet he eats a lot of lutefisk.  That stuff smells like sour ass, makes you smell like sour ass after eating it, and it’s Norwegian!  I hope Ariel starts asking this question to every fighter, not just when it’s topical.

15 COMMENTS
  • Rikers says:

    Why did you change the pic? The first one was better…

    Someone should as that question about Kongo. Something tells me he reeks of ass!!

  • mmariusp says:

    Lutefisk is fucking awesome!

  • subo says:

    Yeah that was funny.  Even worked a Matt Lindland reference in there.

  • chim55 says:

    why is the question topical?

    “I hope Ariel starts asking this question to every fighter, not just when it’s topical.”

  • glassjawsh says:

    if i was fighting for anything other than bar sluts id prolly do the same. any advantage you can get within the rules seems like a good idea and mindfucking some sucka with your man musk would probably help

  • fightlinker says:

    I think edwards kinda set the question up.

  • chim55 says:

    yeah, i think I see what the author meant on a second glance.

    I should really try to curtail these snarky posts. lol

  • P W says:

    I think you’re confusing lutefisk, which has basically no smell, with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming

  • Grappo says:

    Yeah, Yves was talking about how gross Cody’s chest hair was, but how he appreciated that he didn’t stink, unlike some other fighters he’s fought.

     

    It’s a really good interview, you should check it out.  Yves is one cool mofo.

  • frickshun says:

    Grapps–>this is your FINEST work yet. Seriously retarded/funny story.

  • TheMentalist says:

    My girlfriend is Norwegian and she had this to say: “Haha, I doubt very strongly that he smells because of lutefisk. First of all because lutefisk has a very mild smell (and nothing like ass) and very few people actually eat this dish. (especially not younger people) My guess is that he is just a smelly person…. “

  • chim55 says:

    Real toughmen like Rikishi and Big Van vader from when WWF was regarded as cool by many young uns, took pride that they did not wash their wrestling gear.

    One of Rikishis spots was he was rub his large ass in the opponents face. Depending on whether he liked you or not, you may get the stinkiest ring gear in your kisser,.

  • chim55 says:

    yeah, Pro Wrestlin,

    I said it

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    Yeah, I heard greco/freestyle wrasslers sometimes do this too. Your nostrils would be packed with funk to distract you while in bad positions.

    I heard from some other wrestler years ago that Lindland carried it over from his wrestling days.

  • Grappo says:

    Never watched Pro Rasslin (not counting Stacy, Torrie and Trish) but Vader was awesome in that horrible live action Fist of the North Star movie from the 90’s. – http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/2532/fistofthenorthstar6.gif

    They sell lutefisk at this ethnic food store close to my house, and that shit reeks pretty bad to my sensitive nostrils.

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