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Joachim Hansen smells like ass

Ariel is always asking the pertinent questions.  From an interview with Yves Edwards on The MMA Hour –

HELWANI – … I feel compelled to ask, who is the stinkiest fighter you’ve ever fought?

EDWARDS – By far and away, it was Joachim Hansen.

HELWANI – Ah, really?

EDWARDS – Yeah, I mean, we literally tied up the first time, I can watch the fight and I can tell you exactly when I realized he smelled really, really bad. Like on the first tie-up it was just, it was horrible.  And then there was a point where the referee separated us, and he was on one side of the ring and I was on the other and I still smelled it, and I kinda looked at myself, and I was like ‘Oh well, screw it, it’s all over me now so I might as well go’.  But yeah, he smelled kinda like… butthole and sour cream.


Bet he eats a lot of lutefisk.  That stuff smells like sour ass, makes you smell like sour ass after eating it, and it’s Norwegian!  I hope Ariel starts asking this question to every fighter, not just when it’s topical.

  • Grappo says:

    still no FTP tut you fucker. 

  • fightlinker says:

    I’ll add the info to the authors sidebox tonight. Just an FYI for why i replaced the image, i’ve always been a bit iffy about photoshop stuff like this because it’s very WKR / Garv.

  • fightlinker says:

    ah hell, never mind. Imma gonna let you do it how you wanna do it. I don’t wanna become an editing tyrant, killing people’s personal style.

  • Grappo says:

    lol, i don’t think you have to worry.  That’s the extent of my photochop skills and it took me 20 minutes to make that piece of shit!  Less about personal style than me not being able to find a better picture in a 30 second google search. 


    What was the pic you replaced it with?  If it’s better, I’m fine with changing it.  Rikers liked it!


    -edit- btw, do you not want the fightlinker text on gifs I make?  I didn’t ask because I remembered that when you made one before, it had the site name on it.