Jenna Jameson pens an essay on Dana White

March 24, 2008 – 1:15 pm by fightlinker

I don’t know what’s more fun to read, Jenna Jameson’s Grade-8 level response to Dana White’s trashtalking or the comments from her myspace fans. Jenna’s letter is rife with grammatical errors, incorrect punctuation, and a whole bunch of big words that I’m sure sounded great in the thesaurus when she picked ‘em. Here’s an excerpt from it:

Dana White’s insistance of my lack of brain power smacks of 18th century
beliefs that women (all women) are inferior to the male species.
Ignoring a persons achievements or simply their IQ due to the fact they
have a vagina instead of a penis, explains Danas simplicity. He has a a
track record in every conversation, if he needs to describe someone who
he feels threatened by, or weakened by… he lashes out in the manner of
a 12 year old, by accusing the other of unintelligence. I for one, would
enjoy seeing data that backs up his hasty words. In my experience anyone
that reverts to this type of defense is simply insecure about
themselves, and tend to try to shift the glaring light of truth away
from his profane grammatically incorrect rantings.

Sorry if that looks like shit, but that’s how it was written. Now I’m not a big Jenna hater like many people out there … the girl carved an empire out of sucking dicks, which is pretty impressive considering the fact that anyone can suck a dick. But trying to match Dana White head to head in a smack-battle is a bad idea, and Jenna doesn’t even manage to do much other than call him a big meany pants.

Perhaps if she compiled a big list of all the things Dana White has fucked up in the past year (botching the Pride deal on every level, losing Randy Couture, allowing competitors on network TV, on and on and on, oh and driving away one of the biggest UFC stars ever in Tito Ortiz), that might have done something. Jenna baby, next time you wanna talk some shit, come see us. We’ll help you out.