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Jeff Monson’s 2009 is not improving

Things aren’t going all that well for Jeff Monson lately. After trying to show off his big brass anarchist balls to ESPN Magazine, they printed a picture of him vandalizing the Washington State Capitol. That earning him felony vandalism charges, and now he’s in trouble with the law again for “suspicion of assault on a female and injury to real property.”

Stephanie Trapani, 30, of Advance, North Carolina, said Monson is in jail for trashing her home and grabbing her after an argument Saturday. Trapani says she had a romantic relationship with Monson, but they got in an argument after found out he had romantic relationships with other women. She also alleges “he has two wives.” She said she found out information about his other girlfriends on his cell phone and she then threw the cell phone out the window of her car while she was driving to pick him up at the gym. When he found out his cell phone was gone when they returned to Trapani’s home, he got angry. “He went ballistic,” she said.

At Trapani’s home, Monson packed up his belongings, Trapani said. But when she told him she had thrown his cell phone out the window of her car, he grabbed her laptop and started “hitting the columns” of her home. She said Monson was enraged, and put a hole in the wall and flipped over a grandfather clock.

“He’s being charged with domestic violence and damage to property because he destroyed my house,” Trapani said. “He started just bashing holes in the walls and the columns.”

Hey, should we be surprised to hear that an Anarchist is down with cheating and polygamy? I mean, no rules is no rules, right? Except if you throw someone’s cell phone out the window … then you get a taste of Monson’s law.

Now I don’t want to defend beating on women or anything but this story reeks of Crazy Bitch Syndrome. I get the feeling that Trapani called up the newspapers to make sure this story would get as much exposure as possible just to fuck Monson more. Still, if he hadn’t bashed up her house like a maniac, all this would be a non issue. When you’re a gigantic 240 pound MMA fighter, you’re just not allowed to freak out on 110 pound women, no matter how crazy they might be.