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Jay Larkin only considers BORING grappling to be gay

Who says two wrongs don’t ever make a right? In response to Jay Larkin’s comments last week about the ground game being “gay foreplay”, Pramit over at Fight Ticker responded by asking aloud if all that brain cancer was making Larkin dumber. Feathers were ruffled and apologies were issues, with the latest coming from Larkin to clear up his original comment:

Whereas we understand and appreciate a good ground game, when fighters decide to do just enough to get a win with no awareness of or regard for the entertainment value, the crowd or their opponent, they do the sport, themselves and the business a great disservice. Therefore, my frustration with the particular fight in question led to the comment that you have taken offense with. I stand by my often-stated opinion that the sport needs more action and less rolling around on the ground needlessly to capture a greater audience. If someone is working a submission thats a part of the sport, but many times…and it was the case with this fight…the athlete was trying to buy time with inaction.

As to offending the gay community, if my comment offended anyone, for that I sincerely apologize. That was not my intent.

It’s a good think he apologized to the gays … it’s really quite ignorant to think that gay foreplay would be anywhere near as boring as the IFL is.

9 COMMENTS
  • Garth says:

    that was as backhanded an apology as i’ve ever seen…

  • Lifer says:

    “As to offending the gay community, if my comment offended anyone, for that I sincerely apologize. That was not my intent. I mean, come on, I’m pretty sure everyone knows foreplay is boring no matter if you’re straight or gay or whatever those people call it now. We ALL like to jump straight to the 5 minutes of intercourse don’t we? No matter what hole we stick it in… am I right or am I right? Hello?”

  • Garth says:

    Five minutes?!

    You’re a machine Jay Larkin!

  • Dangerfield says:

    more like GAY LARKIN. LOL!

  • Hattori Hanzo says:

    Larkin out of the mma business forgood??

  • I was going to buy the IFL but I decided to take that money and go buy some new shoes instead.

  • MrNiceGuyMMA says:

    I thought his comments were funny. There is something rather gay about it at times.

  • RL Dookiefuck says:

    who the fuck is Jay Larkin

  • crs says:

    “I’m pretty sure everyone knows foreplay is boring no matter if you’re straight or gay or whatever those people call it now.”

    Woah, woah, woah. The last time I checked titty sucking counted as foreplay. And there ain’t nothin’ dull about sucking on a big juicy boobie like a hungry baby, my friend.

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