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Jacob Volkmann gets suspended from high school again

Jacob Volkmann managed to get more attention from his interview with Ariel Helwani badmouthing Obama than from winning 5 in a row in the cage, so I guess it should be no surprise that he went back to the ‘Our President Sucks’ well for another drink. Unfortunately for him, his post-fight joke went over about as smooth as Luke Rockhold’s long and awkward ‘Strikeforce sucks’ victory speech last night and people just thought he was a weirdo. More than before, that is.

He also broke some rules he agreed to with the high school he coaches wrestling at. They weren’t so thrilled about the Secret Service coming around the first time and made Volkmann sign an agreement barring ‘disrespectful name-calling in interviews’ amongst other things. The result:

The good news about this is that with Volkmann done with the school board he’s now free to break the other totally real rules in that agreement like CALLING FOR VIOLENCE AGAINST MEMBERS OF THE SCHOOL BOARD. Which of those stuffy douchebags are ready for their glassectomies, huh????

  • iamphoenix says:

    someone needs to punch him in the shoulder real hard.

  • Reverend Clint says:

    Hope the secret service pays him another visit

  • noiseless says:

    vlokmeme si boarn

  • Symbul says:

    Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

  • Redping says:

    I hope somebody around kampmanns level gets to rape him again soon, that would’ve been sweeter to watch if i knew how much i hated this guy

  • SHORT_BUS says:

    Shitty + awkward joke telling aside, the guy is entitled to his opinion. If he was an obese black woman shitting on G-dub would the school have reacted the same way? Me thinks not.

  • frickshun says:

    Forgetting that he’s a fucking idiot, the kids on the team are the real losers. He was getting paid shit to coach (as all HS coaches do) & he is leagues better than some gym teacher looking for an extra paycheck as a coach.

  • Carcass says:

    seriously, what a cunt.  Doesn’t he realise that the school might be worried that the only reason that 99% of people know their school is due to the fact that they employ a massive douchebag?  They might not be too excited about that.

  • Letibleu says:

    I got wind that FOX made a list of shit fighters cannot talk about during post fight interviews live AND that only the winner of the main even gets to talk all this was decided because of this guy. My source is credible (my penis).

  • CAP says:

    Come on Leti your wang is spewing chit again. What a good move now the only person that will talk is probably Chael.