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JackalTV: Why the ring sucks

(ABOVE) Mario Rinaldi vs Kerry Schall AFC 16: All you ‘Ring vs Cage’ people should ask Kerry Schall which fighting environment he prefers. I’ll bet you a whole box o’ twinkies that he’ll tell you “Dear fucking lord, not the ring! Not the ring!” That’s if he’s still able to walk after what happened to him.

The Kimbo Slice R&B song: Such a soulful rendition of Kimbo ‘makin people pay, time to get slayed’. As a white guy I dunno how I’m supposed to feel about him calling Kimbo ‘Arnold Shwarze-nigger’. I guess it’s okay because he’s black, but I’m not so I just feel confused and full of shame.

Taku Aramaki vs. Shoji: As Mauro Ranallo would say, this fight has more grand slams than Denny’s. Of course, the really good stuff is at the end, where you get to see why foot stomps are illegal in the civilized world. My eyesocket screamed when it saw that shit.

Hardcore MMA fans: And in revelations it said “And ye shall know them as legion, and they shall be identified by the ghey Tapout shirts they wear.” I hear this guy is a brown belt in living room submission arts.

Pride’s Deadliest KOs: Can you ever watch enough brutal KO highlights from Pride? Plus 100 points because this one has the PRIDE themesong and not some terrible rap or nu-metal.

Jason Mayhem Miller Highlight: Shit, did you know Mayhem Miller actually FIGHTS? Yeah, I didn’t know that either. Here’s a nifty little highlight of his finer moments in the ring.

Ken Shamrock vs. Bas Rutten: Back in the day when Ken grabbed your leg, you were better to just tap out before he bent you like a six year old bends his GI Joe figures.

Rampage doing some good: Here’s footage of Rampage giving a homeless guy some change. He was gonna give him some actual cash before the guy said he was just gonna use it on booze. Good on ya, Rampage.

Rest of the videos embedded after the jump!

The Kimbo Slice R&B song

Taku Aramaki vs. Shoji

Hardcore MMA fans

Pride’s Deadliest KOs

Jason Mayhem Miller Highlight

Ken Shamrock vs. Bas Rutten

Rampage doing some good

  • The top video is must see … fast forward to 2:25 to see why. Dear god.

  • dulljake says:

    it’s like that scene in million dollar baby….didn’t end to well.

  • NunyaBidness says:

    Oh. My. God. Top vid = best video on teh interwebs eva!!!!!!11111111

  • x10 … stairs, two chairs, cement floor.

  • Captain says:

    That video proves that pro-wrestlers are tougher than mixed martial artists. Not only have I never seen a wrestler get knocked out with a steel chair shot but I’ve seen dudes take like 80 shots in the same night and still not get knocked out. That motherfucker gets hit with one chair and he’s out for like 5 mins. What the fuck…

  • Trol says:

    Yeah Pro-Wrestlers are tougher than MMA Fighters. Just ask Brock Lesnar!

  • operator says:

    If a wrestler gets injured during a match he can tell the ref and the ref will tell the other guy to take it easy or end the mach early BECAUSE IT ISN’T A REAL FIGHT. Not only that but when a wrestler goes flying out of the ring it is planned and he can prepare for it because IT’S NOT REAL. Wrestlers are tough no doubt but they are in there working as a team the other guy isn’t really trying to finish him and that is why wrestlers are able to finish their matches.

  • I guess this is why we need ‘sarcastic’ tags on the net 😉

  • Dangerfield says:

    Yes you need sarcastic tags. That would defiantly make your site better. Without a doubt.

  • operator says:

    Oh sarcasm and I thought we were gonna debate.

  • danaunclefesterwhite says:

    This is irrelevant to the whole ring vs cage thing. In the IFL, they have the black platform thing outside of the ring to make sure that if fighters fall through the ropes, they don’t spill down to the floor. This is one of the few good ideas that the IFL has.

  • Teufel says:

    People would fall/get shoved out of the ring all the time in IVC in the good ol’ bare knuckle brawling days, nothing quite that brutal though.

    Southworth vs Irvin where Southworth slammed Irvin through the cage was pretty brutal too.

  • sebastian says:

    The exact same thing happened to the poor guy against Rothwell:

  • RoB says:

    its the fuckin MEAT TRUCK! best nickname evah

  • Knukled says:

    They call him “meattruck” cause they keep having to haul im out in one when he goes through the ropes. If was him I’d refuse to fight in a ring.

  • Captain says:

    Sheesh fellas, I figured the sarcasm was pretty obvious.

  • dan says:

    anyone know hat happend to tha guy?

    fuck that looked bad

  • Smashy says:

    That second rate highschool gym boxing ring is a great example of why shitty rings are not as good as the cage. Those ropes were not built (or tightened) for heavyweights.

    PS maybe you can take out the Mail (required) part of the commenting since I already gave it up to post this shitty coment.