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JackalTV: Viacheslav ‘The Mad Man’ Datsik

(ABOVE) Viacheslav Datsik highlight: Viacheslav was the ‘drunken toughman’ from yesterday’s JackalTV and people can’t seem to get enough of this dude. He’s absolutely nuts and he knows it.

The rest of the videos are embedded after the jump.

AIKIDO ROOLZ: Haha, oh man. Oh man oh man oh man. Highlight? Dude dodging bullet? Old master flinging students around like rag dolls? There’s too many awesome parts to pick from

Ramon Dekkers Highlight: Goddamn. MMA might be more ‘real’ but kickboxing seems a lot more painful. I’d rather have teeth pulled sans anesthetic than get into a ring with Ramon Dekkers.

Funny Moments in MMA history: An oldie but a goodie. Lots of funny shit from across the MMA universe. This is probably the video that made Crazy Horse famous. The running rope jump against Butterbean is awesome too.

Rings Video Game 1997: I have no idea how I used to play video games back in the day. They look so fucking terrible now.

Retarded MMA Fans part deux: This is the most classic video ever. This guy’s got conspiracy theories out the ass on how Crocop vs Gonzaga was fake, Hughes vs GSP was fake, and Liddell vs Randleman was fake. I’m praying this video is fake. Seriously. Check this out. It’s AWESOME.

Another Crocop prank: I love how the Japanese guys thank him for doing that to them.

Quinton Jackson Highlight: One thing about Sherdog is they made some sweet fucking highlights back in the day. Props.


Ramon Dekkers Highlight

Funny Moments in MMA history

Rings Video Game 1997

Retarded MMA Fans part deux

Another Crocop prank

Quinton Jackson Highlight

  • crappants says:

    Sorry about the bad link before. I was wondering if you had any comments on the “Being Jon Malko-Fitch” article from 2/19. I really like your brand of hate.

  • Geoffr0y says:

    Fuck!! Smoking weed is fine for some people but the guy from that “Retarded MMA Fan” video needs to stop. I think its rotting significant parts of his brain. I am now dumber for having listened to that. Thank You Ryan. Thank you very much.

  • You should check out the guy’s other videos. They’re all just as insane. I’m lovin’ it. Absolutely loving it.

  • godzillad says:

    Man, Mirko threw a cup of his own semen into the face of some dude and he’s so scary they thank him.

  • dignan says:


    Aikido looks like it rules, since it used the persons momentum against them. I remember the guys in Rallarsving went and met an aikido-type master fellow…and he didnt have to do much to fuck them up.

    I still wonder how effective it is in the real world, as a guy in LA who teaches self-preservation says none of the shit works if someone surpises you with a knife or gun.

    Have you ever seen Hopkido? I guess it is a more brutal form of Aikido, and is meant to do serious physical damage.

  • godzillad says:

    Quick observations:

    1. That scene with Rampage humping the reporter: Crocop dared him to do it. The rest of the scene shows the camera pan to Mirko laughing like he was watching ”Grandma’s Boy”.

    2. Sherdog didn’t make those highlights, people on their forums did. just slapped their names on with Windows Movie Maker. Whenever anyone complained, Sherwood claimed that everything posted on the forums was their property. Seeing as it was 1999, nobody knew otherwise.

  • kentyman says:

    Am I the only one who noticed that the music in “Fighting Network Rings” was an elevator-music ripoff of GNR’s Sweet Child O’ Mine?

  • threatis says:

    hahahaha from Datsik’s Wiki entry:

    “After losing six straight fights between December 2001 and February 2003, Datsik seemingly disappeared completely, leading to widespread rumors that he had died in a train wreck. These rumors however were set to rest, when it was reported he was alive and well, after being detained for his part in the robbery of various mobile phone shops in St. Petersburg”

    oh god thats awesome.

  • Swedish guy says:

    crocop is hilarious

  • Accomando says:

    “…Viacheslav Datsik highlight…”

    Fuckin’ awesome!

  • datsik: the drunk fighter!


  • Smitler says:

    Oh Genki…the MMA world misses you.