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JackalTV: The Best Fouls in MMA History

This just might be the best MMA highlight reel ever. EVER. See if you can spot a young Dan Hardy hitting some guy in the nuts so hard he has to be taken out of the ring on a stretcher.

Props to TheMontageKing. 

  • agentsmith says:

    How many times is Cup-Cheick Congo in there?

  • scissors61 says:

    I think at least 3 times. 

  • Letibleu says:

    I made loud audible AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHs at the Johnson Burns poke in the eye. Second fucking knuckle deep. People dont even put their fingers that far up their noses.

  • scissors61 says:

    yeah, that one and the tschucherer (sp?) ball-shot are probably the worst…the way fatty tschucherer starts convulsing and coughing after that kick to the nuts haunts me 

  • Jim Harbaugh Scramble says:

    my nuts hurt after just watching that.

  • glassjawsh says:

    fucking tremendous. the one omission though is that time that overeem kneed cro cops nut back up into his body

  • DJ ThunderElbows says:

    What about Kyle’s berserker barrage?

  • fishead says:

    isn’t that the CroCop/Overeem one around the 2:46 mark?

    I would have thought it deserved more time than that, though…

  • scissors61 says:

    What about Kyle’s berserker barrage?

    that would’ve been a good one to include!

  • Reverend Clint says:

    how come guys get nicked on the bag and they go down like a gunshot victum but guys back in the day didnt give a shit?

  • Reverend Clint says:

    oh and KOS is such a faker

  • glassjawsh says:

    mustve looked away for 3 seconds

  • Jarman says:

    Yeah, I believe Ubereem did more than just that one knee to Crocop nutz, but whatever. It wasn’t quite the ball bashing Cup-cheick gave him.

    But look at how many times Douchecheck’s in there……twice for acting the shit outta illegal, unlanded knees, twice for eye poking, and just once for getting sucker punched for being a flaming asshole. If that’s not proof of the non-existence of a just and fair god, i don’t know what else would be.

  • scissors61 says:

    koscheck is definitely a repeat offender 

  • Blackula Jonez says:

    Hard to watch at times, Gonzaga damn near castrated that chubby bastard and Kos is a big fat faker.

    I pray for Pat Barrys ball bag in his fight against Kongo.