So I decided that my original plan to show ONE measly video a day was kinda tame. Why show one when I can be your official dealer for all video? So that’s what JackalTV will be: A nightly roundup of everything worth watching that was uploaded that day. The top video goes in the main post, and then all the rest are tucked in the subpage.
To commemorate this awesome new thingy, the first top video is none other than the Smack Girl Battle Royale from 2004 that I’ve been talking about in the forums all day. That’s right: It’s an MMA royal rumble with a new girl thrown in every 2 minutes. Okay, so it isn’t exactly poetry in MMA form but it’s just so stupid it’s awesome. Dig the costumes. Dig the masks. Soak it up. Enjoy the insanity.
Onto the other videos:
Anderson “Spider” Silva vs. José Barreto : This video sums up why we like Anderson Silva – it’s fast and it’s brutal. The video description says it all: “What a kick to the face!”
Dwarf Cage Fighting 5 : Yeah, it’s still a novelty for me. Once I get over it I’ll stop posting but till then, WAR MIDGETS.
Evan Tanner vs. Yanagisawa : Yushin Okami won’t be the first Asian Evan Tanner tools. Long before taking a drinking sabatical, Evan spent some time fighting in Japan aka the land of wind and pink speedo tights.
Kimbo Slice on Jimmy Kimmel Live 2-7-08 : This is the kind of shit I normally would never post because watching smarmy late night talk show conversations makes me want to kill myself.
Blond Kandie Cohn vs Shayna Steadman : I respect female fighting a lot. However, I can’t help but be a pig when it comes to stuff like this. I know it sets back the sport and is derogatory towards real fighters. But Jesus Christ. I double dare you to watch this whole thing and not pop a boner. Even you female readers out there.
UFC – women ultimate fight : Now here’s the best of both worlds. Skimpy clothes plus some pretty decent skills on display. A quicky to prove that women can bang in a literal fight related sense.
Mark Hunt on FOX Sports News : This is the Australian Fox News or something, and it’s awesome how they pronounce everything.
Anderson “Spider” Silva vs. José Barreto
Dwarf Cage Fighting 5
Tanner vs. Yanagisawa – iaTV – Pancrase Legends of MMA
Kimbo Slice EliteXC Fighter on Jimmy Kimmel Live 2-7-08
Blond Kandie Cohn vs Shayna Steadman
UFC – women ultimate fight
Mark Hunt on FOX Sports News