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JackalTV: Dumb Fu

Excellent night for JackalTV, lots of hot videos which probably won’t be around for very long so catch ’em while they’re up!

(Above)Totally Insane Chinese Martial Arts Demonstration: Skip forward to around the middle to see how absolutely retarded this is. It’s like someone took all of the stupid out of Bruce Lee’s system and forgot everything worthwhile.

Hermes Franca Vs. Spencer Fisher: Hermes, you dumb idiot. Why the hell did you have to go and get yourself released from the UFC? You will be missed.

Main Event Highlights: Here’s a poorly put together highlight showing some bits from UFC main events over the past year or so.

What Would Kimbo Do #2: I liked #1 a bit more as it was a bit more funny and a bit less gruesome.

OMG it’s Kid Yamamoto: Shit yeah, Kid highlight in the house! He hasn’t really been fighting up to the label of best 145er in the world lately, but I have faith he’ll get back on form soon.

Vitor Belfort vs Wanderlei Silva: This is the fight that made me fall for the Vitor hype. It took me like 7 fucking years to get over this performance. The guy had such fast hands, man.

Furious Angels Highlight: Arguably the best Pride highlight ever put together. Focusing on the pain, the bloodshed, and the emotions of Pride. Sick. Simply sick.

Hayastan Grappling with Gokor Chivichyan: Hey, wanna learn 1001 leg and ankle locks? Gokor is your fucking guy. This dude was Karo Parisyan’s old coach.

Matt Hughes vs Frank Trigg II: Dana White’s favorite match in UFC history

UFC 46: Matt Hughes vs. BJ Penn: Featuring the romantic post fight kiss.

Hermes Franca Vs. Spencer Fisher

Main Event Highlights

What Would Kimbo Do #2

OMG it’s Kid Yamamoto!

Vitor Belfort vs Wanderlei Silva

Furious Angels Highlight

Hayastan Grappling with Gokor Chivichyan

Matt Hughes vs Frank Trigg II

UFC 46: Matt Hughes vs. BJ Penn

  • Dangerfield says:

    I’d love to go to a Gokor seminar

  • godzillad says:

    Hughes/Trigg II is absolutely the greatest MMA fight of all time, no question.

  • I miss Hermes too. His throw KO of Caol Uno put Karo to shame…

  • Boog says:

    “Hughes/Trigg II is absolutely the greatest MMA fight of all time, no question.”

    I think it will always be in my top 10, that’s for sure.

  • Gong says:

    Wasn’t there some bullshit with Franca’s contract? I heard they wouldn’t let him fight in other countries while his suspension in Amereeka was in effect, but when that was done they just released him. Fun stuff.

  • Atom says:

    I never realized what an asshole KID was. Does he ever stop when the refs stop the fight? Why is Japan so much more forgiving about that (Bob Sapp comes to mind) than America? At least when a fighter does that here, our indefinite suspensions last 16 months.

  • Fightlinker is Wrong says:

    Franca wanted to fight outside of America so that he could make some money so he asked to get let out of his contract. The UFC let him and then the athletic commission told Franca that if he did that he wouldnt be able to fight in America again. So now he has no home and he can’t fight.

    Tis gay.

    Fightlinker is Wrong.

  • Fatal Error says:

    Hayastan grappling looks like the shit. That transition from an armbar attempt to that bicep slicer type move looks awesome! I’m going to go practice on some bums asap!!!

  • Wu Tang says:

    OMG ITS KID YAMAMOTO, THE GANGSTA!!!! Fuck yea, thats Kid, dominate mother gansta!!!!

  • Omomatta says:

    Nunchuck skills, jumping skills, dodging skills, bowstaff skills, computer hacking skills.

  • Zurich says:

    Furious Angels IS the best PRIDE highlight video ever. EVER.

  • Captain says:

    It’s pretty much what I imagine it would look like if you taught a bunch of retarded kids kung fu and then gave them speed.

  • MacDaddy says:

    that is actually a respected and ancient kung-fu form called “the hysterical retard drools and hops”….

  • john says:

    in regards to that kung-fu video; they look like the zombies in 28 days later. there appears to be (and i could be wrong) no technique whatsoever. just scream, pretend the ground is on fire, and aim for the nuts.

  • MacDaddy says:

    “just scream, pretend the ground is on fire, and aim for the nuts.”

    that strategy has probably won more fights over the course of history than any martial art.

  • Zane says:


  • so the CHINESE are…

    a hysterical hybrid breed between monkeys and chickens?