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JackalTV: Canada sucks (apparently)

(Above)Canada sucks: So the US government is trying to ban kid’s participation in MMA. I say based on this they should ban kid’s participation in crappy youtube videos talking about MMA. Goddamn, give those kids a few Big Gulps of Mountain Dew before filming, why don’t you? The only part I really believed was when they said Canada sucked. That part made me cry a little. Okay, a lot.

The rest of the vids are embedded after the jump!

UFC Intro Spoof: If you find fake moustaches funny, this is the video for you. These guys have a whole fucking crate full of them it seems!

How to Do a Tornado Kick: Now everyone can be just like Cung Le!

HDNet segment re: Fedor vs Sylvia: I love how they report it like it’s news and they’re like “And the fight is apparently going to be shown on THIS channel presented by the same people who produce this show! Well how about that.”

RIP Sherdog OT: I don’t really know what the fuck this is about but it’s got some amusing footage of what looks like Stephen Quadros kicking a zombie’s head off?

Sakuraba’s Takedowns: A few clips showing Sak’s takedowns against guys like Igor and Mirko.

IFL’s Cauliflower Ear collection: Now this is the kind of video I actually find kinda interesting. Poor bastards will never listen to an iPod again :-( On the bonus side, they’ll never hear us talk smack about them now.


  • Travis Lutter vs Marvin Eastman
  • Quinton Jackson vs. Sataake
  • Neil Grove vs James Thompson
  • Fedor Emelianenko Highlight
  • Pride Greatest Hits Highlight
  • Ramon Dekkers Highlight

UFC Intro Spoof

How to Do a Tornado Kick

HDNet segment re: Fedor vs Sylvia

RIP Sherdog OT

Sakuraba’s Takedowns

IFL’s Cauliflower Ear collection

Travis Lutter vs Marvin Eastman

Rampage vs. Sataake

Neil Grove vs James Thompson

Fedor Emelianenko

Pride Greatest Hits

Ramon Dekkers – Highlights

  • godzillad says:


    UFC was so pissed at him for fighting injured they fired him. He could have ended up comatose or something.

    And Saku’s single leg is legend.

  • Captain says:

    I’m still not buying that the OT is dead. I think it’s gotta be more like when Zach Arnold turns off comments on his site and puts everyone in timeout.

  • x5BoltMainx says:

    if those were my kids, i would smack them upside the head with a slab of canadian bacon.

  • FRANKIE says:

    Man, Saku’s single leg was amazing before he got beat 3/4 to death. I miss prime Sakuraba.

  • MRC54 says:

    James Thomson, eh?!

  • Paul says:

    Tommy Skeletor for the W… that boy is impossible to cut.

  • #1 jackal says:

    You can tell that those kids dad is pointing a gun at them while this is being recorded. Aren’t there child abuse laws about teaching your kids to say dumb and unintelligible things such as Serra is going to beat gsp again?

  • jd says:

    For a huge UFC in your backyard in 3 days, you aren’t talking very much about it.

  • scorchamatic says:

    tcm>sherdog ot. qft.