From the WTF department comes this strange story abouut Chuck Norris preparing to secede from the United States:
The call by some right wing leaders for rebellion and for the military to refuse the commander in chief’s orders is joined by Chuck Norris who claims that thousands of right wing cell groups have organized and are ready for a second American Revolution. During an appearance on the Glen Beck radio show he promised that if things get any worse from his point of view he may “run for president of Texas.” The martial artist/actor/activist claims that Texas was never formally a part of the United States in the first place and that if rebellion is to come through secession Texas would lead the way.
Norris really comes close to crossing a line with this:
Norris claims that; “Thousands of cell groups will be united around the country in solidarity over the concerns for our nation.” The right wing cells will meet during a live telecast, “We Surround Them,” on Friday March 13 at 5 p.m.
We all think that Chuck Norris is pretty cool after that whole internet meme thing, but I think it’s also important to recognize what a total right wing nutjob he is. From what I know of him, it’s not that huge of a surprise that he’d be talking about rising up in arms and rebelling against the Union. So next time you make jokes about Chuck being an all powerful despotic being, you might not be too far from the truth. Because NOTHING bad can come of a Friday the 13th meeting between numerous ‘sleeper cells’ in America!
On the plus side though, perhaps with chuck in charge we can regulate retard fight clubs instead of just pushing them back underground.