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Is Aleksander Emelianenko hep free?

After two years of being dogged by allegations he has hepatitis, Aleksander Emelianenko has finally decided he might want to counter those stories with some evidence to the contrary. The image above is the results of a hepatitis test he had done done by some Italian clinic and according to it, he’s clean – although I do wonder what’s up with the blip on his Hepatitis B serological markers.

Now I know what you’re thinking. You don’t trust Italian clinics, which I can totally understand since Amurica is number 1 in health awesomeness and Europe is TOTALLY sketchy in that area. Plus there’s no way to tell between a real test result and a totally bogus one – the reason I assume my doctor’s note assuring women the rash on my penis is just a rash never seems to work. But I think we can agree that no one WANTS Aleks to have the hep, and this is the first solid sign that maybe he doesn’t. That’s a positive thing.

The translated release that accompanied the test is after the jump:

We deny rumors that Aleksander Emelianenko was a carrier of hepatitis. According to recent studies there is no impediment to the master can continue to fight in MMA. This also dispels the fears of skeptics about the performance of Alexander Emelianenko MMA during the November Gala Zone Walk M & As in Lodz.

We reaffirm, therefore, that Alexander Emelianenko is one of the stars of the evening and he will fight the fight night with a mysterious enemy.

Ooooh, a mysterious enemy

  • agentsmith says:

    Like maybe Cobra Commander?

  • rf says:

    The little blip on the Hepbsab line is saying that he has antibodies to the Hep b virus. With that being positive and his core and surface antigen negative, it means he has been vaccinated against Hep B. So essentially, this says he does not have hep a,b or c and has been vaccinated against B. That is of course if it is legit.

  • Carcass says:

    It even says “<5 = Negative” come on people.

    Likewise, mine would have a ‘blip’ on there as I am required by law to be vaccinated against Hep B.

  • SHORT_BUS says:

    Nice typewriter work there, I totally buy it. I’m sure the licensed physicians in the U.S. just got it wrong and the guys in BFE got it right………………

    Bet he never sets foot in a ring or cage that is governed by an athletic commission and requires blood work from a real doctor/lab.

  • mamoru says:

    This might be a real test, or it might just be Tommy Morrison all over again.
    In case you hadn’t heard, he’s TOTALLY fine now, no HIV at all.
    Still only fighting fatties on indian reservations and in mexico, but that’s because all the ACs are evil and want to fuck him, not because of the HIV.

    Hopefully it’s legit and we get to see aleks fight once a year in SF, but I’m not holding my breath.

  • Carcass says:

    Re: Morrison, With current antiretroviral therapy it is possible with some strains of HIV to have an ‘undetectable’ viral load and a normal T-Cell count. This, however, does not mean you’re not contagious. Just much less than you would have been.

  • G Funk says:

    ^ So he still has contagious aids, awesome…

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  • Touche. Solid arguments. Keep up the great

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