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Inspirational shirts for people who can’t defend themselves from submissions

Continuing the tradition of totally awesome and sincere Jesus-related t-shirts, here’s a “Jesus Didn’t Tap” t-shirt from the fine folks at No Submit.

  • kentyman says:

    Yeah, his hands were pinned.

  • haha yeah. Matthew 27:46 = verbal submission

  • nois29 says:


    Matt Hughes tee?

  • Tommy says:

    You gotta admit that’s pretty clever.

  • Xavier says:

    …But he did cry like a Chael Sonne… err, baby.

  • Jake says:

    they should replace that with “Ghandi Never Submitted”

  • psykojojo says:

    did you just compare Ghandi to Jesus?

  • If you wanna look at a spiritual figure that didn’t submit, i think Ghandi would be better. Not only didn’t he submit, he fucking won!

  • (although i hear jesus is training hard and is planning a comeback)

  • Jake says:

    nah. actual physical evidence of existence is necessary for comparison

  • Higgz says:

    Why didn’t I think of this?

  • matt(tapout name shitstain) says:

    I like it

  • MJC_123 says:

    But the cunt did move a stone and then have a last hurrah…yeah as if we are meant to believe that shit….what te fuck evea what a load of horse bollox….

  • Erin says:

    I was totally going to make the very inappropriate “well, he couldn’t tap, now could he?” joke, but I see that Kentyman has beaten me to it. Well played, Sir, well played.

  • audax says:

    i was seriously going to order one if it was under $15, but $20 is just asking too much.

    i don’t even like jesus that much anyway

  • Foreskin Face Pete says:

    that’s pimp

  • ajadoniz says:

    Jesus is like Kimbo Slice… unproven and only propped up by his nuthuggers.

  • Tommy says:

    Why hate on a man who has never done anyone any wrong? His followers may be hypocrite assholes but not the man hinself.

  • Mike O says:

    how do you know he hasnt done anyone any wrong?

  • I’m not a religious person but I tend to find it much easier to believe that there is something else out there that created us instead of it all being some kind of crazy fluke when a couple rocks smashed together. What scientists say doesn’t mean shit. Why would I trust what humans say when we are dumb enough to completely fuck up our own planet?

    I also think it is pretty lame to make fun of somebody’s religion. It doesn’t make sense to me that making fun of somebody’s race or sexual orientation is considered socially unacceptable while it is perfectly fine to make fun of a person’s religion. That shit is important to people, you don’t have to believe it but atleast have some respect.

    Those shirts are pretty fucking ridiculous and should be an embarrassment to christians. I have seen some before with shit like “Do the Jew” on it, so ya I think the shirts should be made fun of but not the religion.

    People seem to think that all religious people are assholes but that isn’t true. Sure there are plenty of little fucking bible nazis but there are dumb fuckers like that in every group of society that try to force their beliefs on other people. I don’t see the reasoning behind mocking somebody’s god just because you don’t believe what the people are saying. Just ignore them.

  • P W says:

    “It doesn’t make sense to me that making fun of somebody’s race or sexual orientation is considered socially unacceptable while it is perfectly fine to make fun of a person’s religion.”

    Because nobody has made an active choice to become black, white, gay, short, or handicapped, BUT nobody (in the free world) is forced to go to church. That’s why it’s okay for me to make fun on someone who believes in burning bushes and virgin births, just like you can make fun of me for supporting Okami even though he is a really boring fighter.

  • dignan says:

    You know what’s lame? Any person seriously thinking they know the truth, and everyone else is fucked.

    So religions that think they are more right than anyone else are fucked…

    Scientists who think they are the only ones right are just as fucked…

    The only people who aren’t fucked in the head are the ones who allow for the freedom to believe whatever you want, and respect other peoples decisions.

    Don’t fear the people who don’t know the truth, fear the people who do.

  • RL Dookiefuck says:

    Fightlinker is the #1 MMA blog for in-depth discussions of personal religious philosohy.

  • Gavin says:

    Technically you can verbally tap, and I believe it is mentioned that he said “it is finished,” or something along those lines at some point. Even the Pride refs would jump in at that point.

  • Gavin says:

    And Jesus also shows some badass martial arts moves in the little known and (astonishingly) Government funded cult masterpiece “Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter.” Trailer here:

    …and seriously, this movie was funded by Canada’s National Film Board.

  • Accomando says:

    “…while it is perfectly fine to make fun of a person’s religion…”

    Well, you are kind of on the right track, but only Christians are allowed to be demeaned and criticised with no reprocussions.

    I remember a while back, some cartoons were drawn in a newspaper in Denmark about someones “prophet”, and they caused riots is half of the world. Bascially, pussy lefties only make fun of and attack the religion (Christianity) whose main tennant is “turn the other cheek”. Christians are easy targets and only wimps attack them because they know they won’t fight back.

    However, there is only one real religion left in the world where the followers have some serious zeal in their belief. In Canada, you may have heard about a story about a teenage girl who refused to wear a headscarf, which didn’t jive with her padre’s religious beliefs, and he ended her.

    Anyway’s, Christianity has been kicked around more than a soccer ball in Britian. Chritianity has been de-balled, it has barely any influence left in Europe, and its influence is waining in the U.S. The constant attacks are repetitive, annoying, and misdirected. Wake the fuck up, the #2 name this year in Britain among newborn boys WASN”T Jesus, it was the name of another “prophet” whose religion is much more dangerous, proselytizing, and spreading faster in Europe than Christianity ever did.

    Get ready for Sharia in Eurabia within the next 30 years, can fuckin’ guarantee it! While all you vagina’s were worried about getting Christmas changed to X-mas, the trojan horse was let into the gate of Europe right in front of their face. Look up the story of Theo Van Goh, yeah, he was related to the other Van Goh. Find out what happened to Theo when he criticised a religion that actually fights back. Theo wasn’t a pussy, but it got him killed.

  • Ted Dibiase says:

    fuck theo van goh. its all about theo huxtable here bitches.

    fuck all religions, go tell your psychiatrist about your invisable friends

  • nsk8381 says:

    Damn linker,
    The two posts on your page that have the most respones (without going back to previous entries) is one related to a Jesus shirt and the one based on Tim Slyvia’s asscheeks. Hmmmm….. Now that says something about your readerhsip. I just can’t figure out what………….

  • nsk8381 says:

    In fact Tim Slyvia’s ass got more of a response than the pics you posted of Ali Sonoma humping a dog

  • nsk8381 says:

    Next Fightlinker headline: Tim Slyvia’s ass, cooler than Ali Sonoma beastiality, but not quite as cool as Jesus.

  • Wu Tang says:

    Went from funny to bad serious talk about religion to tims ass to Ali’s ass fucked by her dog.. Onlyon fightlinker you would have that…

    I was goin to say ‘Jesus didnt like spinal tap, Jesus doesnt like tap water, only poland spring, which he can turn into wine, or that jesus never tapped an ass…..’ Yet this whole vibe cahnged….. I am buddhist/athiest, so StFU homos’!!!! Go double didldo with tim sylvia foos, because jesus says you can!!! 😛

  • Erin says:

    “Jesus didnt like spinal tap,”

    Everyone likes Spinal Tap, you blasphemer! Why? Because this one goes to eleven.

  • Ted Dibiase says:

    jesus prefers Moland Springs water

  • Asa says:

    DiBiase by KO!

  • Ason says:


    yeah Christianity is really on a wane in America
    I can’t figure out which Christian nut to I have to vote for in ’08
    The “no black people go to heaven” Mormon Christian crazy or just the plain vanilla Southern Baptist “no abortion for the whores” Christian.

    I want more choice in my wine to blood, flesh eating pagan ceremonials.

  • Accomando says:

    “…yeah Christianity is really on a wane in America
    I can’t figure out which Christian nut to I have to vote for in ‘08
    The “no black people go to heaven” Mormon Christian crazy or just the plain vanilla Southern Baptist “no abortion for the whores” Christian….”

    So, you’re exclusively a Republican? Because the people you mentioned, Romney, the “no black people go to heaven” guy, and Huckabee, the “No abortion for whores” guy, are Republicans, and havn’t even been nominated yet. There is an enitre other party with Clintons and Obama’s, so your argument means nothing, absolutely nothing.