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Human fighters : Your days are numbered

GREETINGS FLESHY HU-MANS. THIS IS ROBO-INITIATOR xK-1665 SPEAKING TO YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET TUBES. I AM HERE TO REPORT TO YOU: YOUR DAYS OF DOMINATING COMBAT SPORTS IS NEAR AN END. MY MASTERS IN JAPAN HAVE BEEN SECRETLY DEVELOPING A SUPER ARMY OF MIXED MARTIAL ROBOTS CAPABLE OF DISPOSING EVEN THE TOUGHEST HUMAN FIGHTERS. THIS VIDEO IS MERELY THE BEGINNING. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

DANA WHITE IS ALREADY ORDERING HUNDREDS OF OUR ROBOTS IN THE HOPE OF STOPPING THE WAVE OF STEROID ABUSES IN MMA. NO MORE SHERK HUMANS INGESTING ILLEGAL SUPPLEMENTS. xK MODEL ROBOTS INGEST ONLY OIL AND VAGINAL SECRETIONS. NO MORE HERMES FRANCA NEEDING TO FEED HIS FAMILY … ROBOTS ARE TRAINED TO KILL WASTEFUL ENTITIES LIKE FAMILIES.

(special thanks to Mike O for tipping us off about this dire news)

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