Human fighters : Your days are numbered
Submitted by fightlinker on August 15, 2007 - 3:08pm
GREETINGS FLESHY HU-MANS. THIS IS ROBO-INITIATOR xK-1665 SPEAKING TO YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET TUBES. I AM HERE TO REPORT TO YOU: YOUR DAYS OF DOMINATING COMBAT SPORTS IS NEAR AN END. MY MASTERS IN JAPAN HAVE BEEN SECRETLY DEVELOPING A SUPER ARMY OF MIXED MARTIAL ROBOTS CAPABLE OF DISPOSING EVEN THE TOUGHEST HUMAN FIGHTERS. THIS VIDEO IS MERELY THE BEGINNING. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
DANA WHITE IS ALREADY ORDERING HUNDREDS OF OUR ROBOTS IN THE HOPE OF STOPPING THE WAVE OF STEROID ABUSES IN MMA. NO MORE SHERK HUMANS INGESTING ILLEGAL SUPPLEMENTS. xK MODEL ROBOTS INGEST ONLY OIL AND VAGINAL SECRETIONS. NO MORE HERMES FRANCA NEEDING TO FEED HIS FAMILY ... ROBOTS ARE TRAINED TO KILL WASTEFUL ENTITIES LIKE FAMILIES.
(special thanks to Mike O for tipping us off about this dire news)
August 15, 2007 - 4:18pm
#2
INTENSO : YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO DIE AT THE ENDS OF MY METALIC ROBOT SPIKES.
August 15, 2007 - 5:49pm
#3
My God the Japanese are ahead of us in everything.
"xK MODEL ROBOTS INGEST ONLY OIL AND VAGINAL SECRETIONS"
So is Brittany Skye going to corner one of the robots?
August 15, 2007 - 8:01pm
#4
Dude, the orange robot kicked ass, I may have a new fandom.
August 16, 2007 - 8:23am
#5
I am officially on the orange robot bandwagon
WAR ORANGE ROBOT!
August 16, 2007 - 9:37am
#6
Hmmm... could Ryan be a closet Comics Fan? That post sounded suspiciously like Aaron Stack AKA Machine Man from Next Wave.
August 16, 2007 - 9:56am
#7
Actually it was Red Robot from Diesel Sweeties :-)
August 28, 2007 - 4:08pm
#8
[...] First it was robots. Now Tetris blocks have joined in on the MMA action, stealing away jobs from young jackasses with bad tattoos and a gimmicky haircut. [...]
December 5, 2007 - 2:29pm
#9
[...] the oldschool: You might remember a while ago when Orange Robot came onto the scene and destroyed all competition. Well, this year the next generation of robot fighters has appeared, [...]
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