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Good news for all you perverts out there: the UFC is now selling the same clothes the ring girls wear at UFC events. No, they aren’t pre-used or soiled, which means I won’t be buying the shorts and wearing them on my face for a week. But if you happen to have a tolerant girlfriend who weighs between 96 pounds and 125 pounds, this could be a good product for you to buy.

It’s worth noting that the outfit isn’t sold as a package … you have to buy the top and the bottom separately for 20 bucks each. But in these times of economic crisis, it’s perfectly understandable to just go for the top and ditch the bottom, since they’ll come off quick enough anyways.