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Hire Natasha for $400

We’ve mentioned before that UFC Octagon Girl Natasha Wicks works as a go-go dancer and caddy when she’s not carting cardboard ring signage around the cage. But now we’ve located the business she caddies for and for a cool $225 bucks per ‘Par Mate’ (Natasha is $400 since she’s a big deal now), you get all this:

Par Mates are extremely attractive and outgoing young ladies / girl caddies that will keep the golfers company during their round and help with course arrangements like orientation, introduction to course personnel, call in food and beverage orders, maintaining scorecards, shopping assistance in the golf shop and other services designed to replicate the five-star assistance provided by major hotel staff. They’ll even repair divots, fix ball marks, clean balls, clean clubs and help with yardage, ball flight and obstacles. Additionally they will serve as your personal hostesses during the round to eliminate any hassles or drudgeries and make the experience more pleasant, enjoyable and fun.

If you visit the site, beware Britney, the virtual Par Mates woman who pops up more often than the annoying Microsoft paperclip in Office.