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Hey look, it’s Arianny in a bikini

Hereby submitted for your review is a selection of pics of Arianny Celeste prancing around in a bikini at a beach in Miami.  Which I admit isn’t really noteworthy, since literally the only difference between what she’s doing here and when she’s “working” at a UFC event is that she’s not holding a piece of cardboard over her head with a number on it.  The UFC uniforms aren’t this skimpy, but still, saying “Hey look, it’s Arianny in a bikini,” is akin to saying “Hey look, that stripper is naked.”  That’s her job… like how a fridge keeps shit cold, that’s just what it does, and that’s all it does.

More pics and respectful discussion after the jump…

What’s more interesting to me is that these pics are making the rounds at celebrity photo/gossip sites like What Would Tyler Durden Do.  And by the way, if you’re not familiar with that site, you’re missing out on the Fightlinker equivalent of celebrity news… except, you know, with frequent content.  Fuck that whiny queen Perez Hilton, Tyler Durden is seriously funny.  Anywho, the point is that to my knowledge this may be the first time that anyone outside of the MMA world has taken notice of Arianny.  Sure there was her Playboy issue, but that was really aimed at a specific market, just like when WWE chicks have done Playboy… anyone not already familiar with that world was like, “Who the hell is this?”  And of course, the immediate answer was: “Who cares, she got nice tits.”

So does this mean that Arianny is about to break through into “the mainstream” and gain more universal attention?  No, I really doubt it.  “Tyler Durden” admitted in the article that it was a slow news day for them.  And let’s face it, Arianny is hot, but she’s not so incredibly hot and/or unique in any way to make her stand out amongst the sea of other professional hot chicks out there these days, many of whom have even better bikini skills.

When Arianny eventually quits/loses her job with the UFC, she’ll most likely fade into obscurity fairly quickly, perhaps even faster than some other former Octagon Girls.  ” target=”_blank”>Her personality and awkwardness/aloofness whenever she’s required to interact with anyone won’t help, she doesn’t seem to be doing much non-UFC/MMA modeling, and I think her modeling career is largely dependent on her pre-existing popularity via the UFC anyway.  Where’s all those former Octagon Girls now?  Exactly.  They’re all still doing modeling, but nothing that would really show up on your radar.  Besides the odd spread in Maxim or other lad mags, probably the highest-profile thing that any of them has done was when Logan scored a gig with Guess, and the rest are mostly still doing ads for supplements or other MMA-related products.  More or less the “bush leagues” of modeling, if you will (tee hee).

And don’t even get me started on her so-called “music career”, cause that shit’s going nowhere.  If her album doesn’t disappear even faster than Paris Hilton’s, I’ll eat my shoe.

FYI, since that’s Tiki Ghosn with her in the last pic, I guess we can assume she’s still dating that douche.  And since the other guy is Bones Jones, I guess we can assume she’s into inter-racial pig roasts.  That and/or maybe Tiki is about to be replaced, cause she seems to be around Bones a fair amount lately.

  • glassjawsh says:

    “That’s her job… like how a fridge keeps shit cold, that’s just what it does, and that’s all it does”
    – i havent known you for your entire life, but i can say with a fair degree of certainty that this is the most apt metaphor that you have ever come up with

    also WWTTD would be awesome if i gave even the most miniscule of a shit about famous people’s personal lives

    just make good art and then go the fuck home

  • frickshun says:

    You just succeeded in wasting my MOTHERFUCKING time, Ryan.

    Thanks for nada.

  • G Funk says:

    ^ Twas Agent who has that pussy on a pedestal! Leti, work your magic phtoshop hands!

  • Letibleu says:


    I will but ONLY if one of you makes an overdue spanktank featuring the NEW and lickalicious guest octagon ring girl Maria Melilo.

  • sapall says:

    Can’t believe she is still with that douche-bag Tiki Ghosn.

  • frickshun says:

    Can’t believe Tiki is still w/that douchebag Arianny.

  • glassjawsh says:

    ^ vapid call girl is attracted to talentless douche bag

    seems like a wash to me and a win for the rest of society

  • Letibleu says: