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Hey everyone it’s jkaacobke beithssay

Wow [email protected] Guess what. It’s my totrally wicket bartner in crime’s brithday. He’s like 28 today. Or he was like 45 minutes ago. You should all totally wish him bappy birthdaopyt. Congrats on living this long without dyiginf you mother fucker

JACOB= =27 yrs old


Note: Hey everyone, it’s Jake. Ryan is drunk off his ass. I’m actually turning 28 today, and turns out that drinking 10 beers completely makes it impossible for him to spell. I still think his post is hilarious though, so I’ll keep it as is. Stay tuned for our trip to Toronto for a late Birthday celebration though…