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Hansen staying in Japan

It certainly puts things into perspective: Why should Joachim Hansen fight in the UFC where

when instead he could stay in Japan and

Let’s not forget all that sweet Asian poon you get being a foreign fighter in Japan. All in all, I can’t say I blame him for passing on the UFC.

10 COMMENTS
  • frickshun says:

    Why are all Asian porn chicks so damn hairy “down there”? It really makes it hard for me to get into it. Buy a fucking razor, doesn’t your part of the world manufacture them?! Oh and I’m disappointed that Hellboy won’t get to test his skills in the US. He is always fun to watch.

  • The Japanese are not hairy people so pubic hair is considered the height of eroticism. They love that stuff

  • frickshun says:

    Oh. Ewwww.

  • Kid Nate says:

    You’re way underrating Miyaki. He’s the classic Japanese Olympian who gets thrown in at the deep end instead of getting to work his way up. He had to fight Royler Gracie for his MMA debut with the usual six weeks of submission training. He’s also lost to Genki Sudo, Vitor Ribeiro, Kid Yamamoto and now Hellboy. The dude is serious competition he just hasn’t had a well-managed career. But in Japan they think the fight is the thing, not the win/loss.

  • koolpaw says:

    >They love that stuff

    really????
    =O

    oh hey Roxy cover ur virgin eyes!!!

  • smoogy says:

    Silly Nate. Miyata is indeed a random guy, just like pro wrestling has nothing to do with MMA… you need to abandon your prejudice and just accept FL’s ignorance at face value.

  • same kind of gripes Fedor had. The UFC contracts are crazy. Fedor said be basically could not leave the UFC undefeated. If he kept winning the contract was extended for a period of time at the UFC’s discretion. And in the event that he did have even just one lost the contract could be severed by the UFC with no other reason.

    The UFC really needs to watch their karma output with these slave contracts, no day their shady business practices are gonna come back to bite them.

  • Swedish guy says:

    yeah, norwegian salmon from the fjords is really kjempegott!!! norway for the win! except not. but I eat their salmon though.

  • Kalak says:

    No doubt, fjord-salmon is kjempegott, but I think it´s quite rare in Norway..Aren´t those fuckers producing salmon in futuristic, disease filled salmon-farms now? Those farm bred salmon-diseases are spreading to the fjord-populace, wiping out thousands.. no wait.. millions! of tasty fjord-salmon as we speak. Kjempedritt!

  • Hansen fucking rocks, and is a cool guy too.

    His kimura counter on Yves Edwards was one of the sweetest moves I’ve ever seen. With typical brutality, as he ran round for the armbar he sent a wicked stomp that just grazed the side of Yves’ head. Had it landed I probably would have came everywhere.

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