What kind of world do we live in nowadays where you can’t get into a punchup at a bar any more without being arrested and ‘spit-bagged’ by the police? That’s what War Machine would like to know in what is his fourth arrest since 2007 (that we know about). Let’s go over those arrests:
- Beating the shit out of some dude outside an MMA gym
- Beating the shit out of some dude outside a gay club
- Beating the shit out of some dudes outside a porn party
- Beating the shit out of some dude outside a club (that’s the new one)
Compared to the rest of them, this latest one is actually pretty tame – the club isn’t even a flaming homo haunt this time. Ah well, at least War Machine got spit-bagged. I never even knew that happened to people, so that’s the punchline on this arrest as far as I’m concerned.