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Godspeed Ishii! says Emperor

The strange will he / wont he story of Japanese judo sensation Satoshi Isshii just got a bit weirder:

Kinjo(present)TENNO HEIKA(majesty) asked ISHII
“Do you try next olmpic gold medal”
ISHII ANSWER “NO SIR!!”
TENNO HEIKA said
“I hope you succeed in next road”
TENNO order ISHII to defeat E.Fedor!!

Who is Tenno, you ask? He’s THE FUCKING EMPEROR OF JAPAN. Although I’m not too sure if people in Japan actually listen to their Emperors much … hell, the last one didn’t do a very good job of keeping his peeps from getting wrapped up in World War 2.

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