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Affliction had their weigh-ins just a few hours ago at the Honda Center and while there were noticeably less fans in the crowd than at the inaugural “Banned,” it was also raining (read: drizzling) and here in Southern California, we are certified weather wimps. Having downsized the production of the show considerably, there were no purple stage lights or giant LED displays, but there were some nice lights pointing straight down at the fighters, giving them shadowy eyes and very distinct cock shadows.

Vladimir Matyushenko

The weigh-ins were painfully slow, due to it being coordinated for HDNet’s Inside MMA show. Between each match up, we waited 5-10 minutes in total silence without any indication as to when the next match would arrive onstage. And just to remind us that we’re at a non-UFC event, the announcer even mispronounced Bao Quach as “Boa,” over and over again, despite all the photographers yelling “BAO!” at him. We later conceded that Boa sounded tougher. Though, “bao” are also soft, pillowy, delicious breads. Mmm… bread.

Dan Lauzon gets my pick for most intense staredown:

Dan Lauzon faces off with Bobby Green

WAMMA also presented Fedor with a Tiffany Co. designed ring, which he put on upside down:

Fedor's Fist with WAMMA ring

I like that his knuckles are scuffed.

Lots of fighters were in the audience, and the ubiquitous Tracy Lee was there too, and she documented every fighter and semi-celebrity there, even Chuck Zito. My favorite pic of hers is this one with Tim Sylvia and the ring girl contestants. Me being the racist dork I am, pretty much only got excited to see Caol Uno.

Caol Uno

I’ve been scouring for other coverage on the event but all the sports pages have Margarito vs Mosley up front. So here’s the rest of my photos from the day:

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