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Frank Trigg may be choked out in the WEC soon!

I really shouldn’t be making fun of Frank Trigg for his inability to defend a choke. I’m built like a fucking giraffe and couldn’t stop my 3 year old from taking me out, let alone some of the best MMA fighters in the world. But I’m just some douche writing for a blog and he’s a pro MMA fighter. Not being able to defend a choke in his situation would be like me trying to run this site with no damned fingers. And trust me people, it’s hard enough missing one thumb. Don’t ask.

Anyways, it looks like Frank Trigg might be returning to the Zuffa fold. At the moment talks are underway which may see Trigg returning to fight Paulo Filho in December, possibly replacing Jason Miller who seems to be cheating on Zuffa with ProElite every chance he gets. This behavior apparently trumps Trigg’s bad behavior which involved shilling for PRIDE and badmouthing the UFC for the past few years.

My bet is this will be the beginning of many new signings by the UFC going on over the next few weeks to prevent all this new competition from scooping up a lot of talent. And it’s about fucking time too. If the UFC wants to pretend it’s the only major league in town, they really need to step it up and only ditch name fighters like Trigg when they’re worthless husks who can’t even put over a TUF fighter anymore.

  • Jonathan says:

    You have offspring? Scary as hell.

  • DJ Hapa says:

    He is a name. It is better for Filho to destroy a name fighter than to beat up on some WEC scrub. WEC has one of the top MWs in the world and nobody to fight him so the Trigg signing is a good thing.

    Yes, Trigg goes down in 1 round.

  • kentyman says:

    I’ll believe it until I hear Trigg himself say it on TAGG Radio.

  • Audacity says:

    Trigg loses by armbar. He won’t see it coming while he’s looking for the choke.

  • bmiller says:

    so you have to tell us, what is the story about the thumb? you cant leave us guessing.

  • garth says:

    [SCENE: Helipad. Executive transport helicopter is ready, blades spinning]
    Hot Blonde: Oh Fightlinker! Don’t leave me!
    Fightlinker: I must. MMA Fighters will not make fun of themselves. At least not purposely. Well…maybe purposely. Hm. Someone must get Sam Caplan to give public masturbation tips. That someone is me.
    [Fightlinker strides away, underneath whirling helicopter blades towards the waiting door]
    Hot Blonde [yelling]: Please! At least call me?
    Fightlinker: Sure thing! [Raises thumbs up]

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  • ted dibiase says:

    his thumb isnt missing in that sense garth, hes still sitting on it.

    frank trigg is partly responsible for all the Fedor hype. and he was the star of the reality tv show where all those douchebags tried to bang mick jaegers old wife, jerry hall. frank is the man!