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@ Frickshun….Let’s see here….why did she freak out. Lets list a few “possible” reasons:
1. She was embarrassed because…well, you were wearing a fucking speedo. Jersey isn’t Australia yo.
2. She was jealous because, obviously, every woman on the beach was ogling your wedding tackle.
3. She was so turned on by the vision of your little baby thimble that she drooled all over her shirt.
4. She was pissed off because you were actually washing the sand off a 6′ Amazon chick with your tongue.
Clearly she doesn’t want her man running around in his skivies on the beach. Clearly she’s blind, because let’s be honest….nobody else was looking. Well except for that chick over by the bar that puked on her boy’s shoes….don’t act like you didn’t remember.
“@Omo about the ads, yeah they suck. I loaded up FL with internet explorer just to see, and I was surprised by how many there are. If you want to eliminate them just use firefox with ABP and add a few subscriptions, boom no ads.”
I do this at home, but at work it’s a no no. We’re forced to use IE. I sent Ryan a couple emails with screen shots to help him out.
So Millertime…more about these purses. You hooking up the knockoffs witha dropped stitch here or there…or are we talking the real deal. And in case you didn’t know…sorry to break the news.. but Clint’s fucking some other dude. Something about being tired of distended rectum.
Because it takes for fucking ever to load the goddamn threads. All of the good jackal threads are fucking gone. Messages don’t automatically load….the ads are fucking irritating………I know I’ve got about 20 more. Let me go and check my list.
Made: It’s raining in Clintland.
Made: It’s motherfucking sunny here bitches!
@Fivebolt…..lap dances from your Mom don’t count….unless their for me. She can drop it likes it’s hot yo!
@subo….There’s a fine line between being truly hated and being a gnat on a dogs nut sack. If you’re going to cash in on people despising you….you’re going to have to start digging much deeper. And lets be honest….it bothers you way too fucking much for you to go the whole way with it. I’m just sayin’.
@FiveBolt….Are you fucking kidding me? Haven’t you ever had a fucking lap dance? Holy fucking shit boy…..chicks that are into R&B and Rap will fucking put it on you. I mean, you seem to be quite an upstanding gentlemen and such, so I can see if she’s straight hood or something. Not every broad is going to be into Mariachi Vargas Extravaganza.
The point is that I’m sure she’s a good girl. So what if she likes to get jiggy wit it or even when she comes around your city bling bling. If she’s a nice girl, you should be able to overlook musical differences. But I have one warning for you….if she asks to perform oral sex on you…..run away….and give her my number.
I’m just going to take that as a “Yes, I’m fucked up and I still need major help.”
And actually, Rocky Dennis alias is Jake Rosholt.
http://o.aolcdn.com/os/fanhouse/content/mma/old/nissen.osterneck.jpg Stop hitting Rocky Osterneck!!!!
“I looked like Rocky Dennis from Mask!!”
No Frick, not past tense….look like.
Five Bolt…..Do you have any wire hangers or a large staircase? Is your shitzupoopooo or whatever the fuck it is well trained? Pull out all the stops…..it is your mission Fiver….your mission.
Made: DJ’s a crabby mcsadpants
Ruined: No fighty for Matty this weekend.
Made: Life is fucking good.
“But remember, you can just laugh at them. Like some kind of mangy dog who laughs at things.”
Thanks for that one DJ…made me laugh.
As for the MOD situation..Okay then….Thank you Ryan, I accept the offer.
There are so many things Nate could have done…including everything listed above. For fucksake, if he put lotion on his legs an hour before the fight and then started sweating, they could be slippery as fuck. Maybe he greased and maybe he didn’t, but Mr. Harris shure fucked up by looking at the ref like a fucking idiot and complaining during the middle of the fight. Do you know what that gets you?….pounded the fuck out.
The good thing is that Palhares is a badass and he’ll be back in the running.
Sorry about mentioning lotion FBM…I know you guys have a bit of a relationship going.
“my mom’s entire side of the family does this, the sky could be raining down goat semen and whatever is on the other end of that phone line would be more important”
That’s not true…She’d be out dancing in it with her mouth open like it was raining skittles.
Look @ Blackula getting fucking fancy with the Avy updgrade.