The Biggest Dong I Ever Saw In My Life (A STORY)
- October 8, 2010 at 10:10 pm #17831
So it’s circa 1997-1999 or so, give or take a year or two. I’m training over at the Gracie Academy in Torrance because at the time, there was really nothing else around. It was either that or Ricksons and Rickson was too far.
Anyhow, the Gracie Academy had showers which was a godsend because after rolling around for 90 minutes, you’re pretty funky. Every day I took a shower and it was no big deal. You catch the occasional accidental nut shot, but nothing serious. Usually the guys were in and out in 3 minutes. You get your clothes on and you get out.
Except for this ONE TIME. Caique strolls into the shower. Now Caique isn’t a big dude. He’s maybe 5′ 10″ at most, but I’m thinking shorter. By some weird reason I glance his way and I see a fucking monster cock hanging between his legs.
I mean this thing is fucking epic. I watched a lot of porn at the time and I ain’t never seen a cock the size of caiques. It reminded me of a horse and no, I’m not kidding at all. Thick as a can of coca cola and as down to his knees.
Now a lot of guys with big cocks like to say shit like, “Yeah, got it hanging down to my knees” but most of the time they are full of shit. They are packing maybe 9 or 10 inches.
Caique had to have 14 or 16 inches of meat between his legs. I am convinced. Some guys put other men to shame. But Caique puts other HORSES to shame.
And yeah I know, “What were you doing pecker checking Shawn?”
You know what dude? You couldn’t help but look in amazement. The weight of his cack, pulled his balls down low and made his balls look like those water pouches they used to carry around in the old west days.
If you ever meet Caique, ask him to see his cock. You will be amazed.October 8, 2010 at 10:13 pm #191971October 8, 2010 at 10:25 pm #191973
How did it fit in his cup?October 8, 2010 at 10:35 pm #191975
Bro i have no idea. back then only half the guys would even wear a cup. i know at a lot of academies now they make you wear one. but in those days it was optional.
im dying to know how he fits that thing in a standard cup, if he wears one at all. im seriously thinking about getting a private with him at his carson ca academy just to ask him.October 8, 2010 at 10:37 pm #191976
BAHAHHAHAHA. You sick fuck. Does his penis haunt your dreams? Do you just wake up in a cold sweat covering your asshole?October 8, 2010 at 10:44 pm #191978
nah. i pretty much accept that if caique wanted to ass rape me, theres nothing i could do about it. his jiu jitsu is really high level. once he gets a hold of you, no amount of struggling is going to save you from a brutal ass blasting. i just hope hed be kind enough to choke me out first, to spare me the agony of being impaled.October 8, 2010 at 10:44 pm #191979
You post weird shit thingsvold. Albeit entertaining.October 8, 2010 at 10:56 pm #191980
i approveOctober 9, 2010 at 5:41 am #192016
Hahahahaha. Thingvolds is redeemed!!October 9, 2010 at 4:17 pm #192024
Talk about haunting dreams……here’s one to add…
So I’m 14 or 15 and my buddy and I go to Geauga Lake Park with his mom. It’s hot as balls so we decide to hit The Wave in between riding coasters. This little black guy, maybe 5’5 or so ends up strolling into the water wearing a green basically see through speedo. Of course my buddy taps me on the shoulder and goes “nice suite” and points to this dude. Next thing you know the guy turns and his fucking schlong is literally wrapped not to his hip, but fucking around the motherfucker. Not to mention his speedo was see through. I look at my boy and go “What the fuck is that?” To this day it’s still an ongoing joke.
At that point I was scarred for life.October 9, 2010 at 5:14 pm #192026
thingvolds, imagine the horror when in a mad furious scramble you think you just secured a leg lock on Caique …October 9, 2010 at 7:44 pm #192038
Funny story, not what I thought it was going to be reading the title.October 11, 2010 at 12:59 am #192059
my new favorite member. you had a good run takeiteasyOctober 11, 2010 at 3:29 am #192064
Well, that’s a rough way to find out i wasn’t jawsh’s favorite. Hopefully I’m still top 3.
On a similar note, welcome back G.October 11, 2010 at 3:49 am #192066
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