that fucked up/bizarre thing that happened….
- September 17, 2010 at 7:41 pm #314208
Do you know what it’s like to be very good @ something that NOBODY CARES ABOUT?
That’s why I ended up here…..September 17, 2010 at 7:46 pm #314209
“I looked like Rocky Dennis from Mask!!”
No Frick, not past tense….look like.September 17, 2010 at 7:52 pm #314210
And actually, Rocky Dennis alias is Jake Rosholt.
http://o.aolcdn.com/os/fanhouse/content/mma/old/nissen.osterneck.jpg Stop hitting Rocky Osterneck!!!!October 5, 2010 at 10:03 pm #315689
I got the end of my middle finger on my right hand bit off by a horse when I was eleven.October 5, 2010 at 10:28 pm #315685
bringing this back “stuff i can get my retarded co-worker to say”
todays word: DA BOMB!
EDIT: SUCCESS!!!October 5, 2010 at 10:46 pm #315695
I was almost eaten alive by a German Shepherd when I was 5. It mauled the fuck out of me. Luckily I jammed a wiffle ball bat down it’s throat. If you don’t believe me, look at the scarring on my back and bum region. (not you FBM) It decided to go to dinner that night. Stitches upon stitches upon stitches. Actually it healed quite well. I don’t care for German Shepherds very much.October 5, 2010 at 11:08 pm #315702
Fuck German Shepherds. I was about 7 years old when I thought it would be a cool idea to get a piggy back ride from my godmothers German Shepherd. He didn’t think so and turned around and bit me in the face the second I touched him. Fuck German Shepherds.October 5, 2010 at 11:41 pm #315708
Don’t flatter yourself Omo. I have scars on my bum too 😛October 7, 2010 at 3:27 am #315833
FBM….”on” and “in” are two different words.October 7, 2010 at 7:19 pm #315870
^^Ha!!October 7, 2010 at 7:19 pm #315871
The keyword is ON. They look like tiger stripes. I don’t know how I got them. Maybe I mutilated myself when I was a little kid 😛October 12, 2010 at 2:20 pm #316100
Well, we can at least narrow down how it didn’t happen:
1. You never fought anyone who was wearing an Iron Claw.
2. Sliding in to third base shears skin, like nasty road rash.
3. You skull fucked a chick so hard that while tears were streaming down her face, slobber was dripping down her chin and she was choking back vomit, she had no choice but to gouge your ass with her nails because clearly she couldn’t say the safe word.October 12, 2010 at 7:13 pm #316117
^ I know that chick!October 13, 2010 at 3:53 am #316166
Fivebolt, that sounds like stretchmarks that I’ve seen chicks get in that area. Do you have a bangin man ass?October 13, 2010 at 9:31 pm #316207
I just pictured FB, who I’ve never seen before, with a DUBesque ghetto booty. I bet he drives the boys crazy.
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