- October 5, 2011 at 2:33 pm #27001
What up, fuckers.
I want to help fund Ryan’s porn addiction and purchase a shirt from him. Thing is, I want one like Roxy is wearing here:
But I don’t see that shit in the shop.
Is there a secret page to the shop I’m missing? Can I only buy one of those if I become a contributor with an article or some silly shit? Do I have to touch my nose and say my alphabet backwards? (wait, that was last night on the way home)
What the fuck I godda do to get one of these babies, XXL? I’m titfucked.October 5, 2011 at 2:39 pm #259327
that logo was photoshopped on there. sorry dude, that shirt never existed.October 5, 2011 at 2:40 pm #259328
Son of a bitch.
It should exist.October 5, 2011 at 2:41 pm #259330
just trolololing. i don’t know dude i’ve never seen that in the store either. maybe it was there…someone knows.October 5, 2011 at 3:07 pm #259331
It was available a long time ago, but only for a short run. They did em in lots, as opposed to print-on-demand type supply.October 5, 2011 at 3:41 pm #259336
XXL……ha!! You gonna use that shit to jump out of a plane, Chubb Rock? Or maybe you need it to parasail, Heavy D. I suppose you could use it as a tarp while you reshingle a house, Fat Joe. It would also be useful to wrap furniture during a move, Biggie Smalls.October 5, 2011 at 3:51 pm #259337
^ Hahaha! You fat-hating prick.October 5, 2011 at 4:15 pm #259338
i used to have one of those shirts… dont know what happened to it thoughOctober 5, 2011 at 4:27 pm #259341
Maybe it really is Bob Sapp! You fat pussy fuck!
But no that’s a sweet shirt. Speaking of. I am supposed to be getting a free fightlinker shirt for my brilliant Strikeforce ideas…yeah…October 5, 2011 at 4:38 pm #259347
Alright, let me address yo ass in the order that shit came out of your mouth.
Penis: Damn, I was hoping this design was available. Stop fucking with me, yo.
DJ Thunderblowme: That sucks, but thanks for the info. Maybe they’ll do that shit again.
Frik: My kids use my shirts as tents. One pants leg of my trousers can serve as a tee-pee for a 5 year old.
……… but you should see my cock. It’s tiny as fuck.
RC: You bastard. I’m begging for one and you just nonchalantly lose yours?
Cap’n Crunch: Bob Sapp? Maybe. Maybe I like to troll around on this shitty Japanese internet connection when I’m taking a break from gold farming in World of Warcraft so i can post up in here. You never know……October 5, 2011 at 4:43 pm #259350
Speaking of. I am supposed to be getting a free fightlinker shirt for my brilliant Strikeforce ideas…yeah…
Word, me too. Double-you Tee-eff?October 5, 2011 at 5:15 pm #259354
Cap won a bet for star membership for a year when Ryan decides to stop renewing!October 5, 2011 at 5:24 pm #259356
And Dick thinks he’s got it bad.October 5, 2011 at 7:02 pm #259363
I still think all of your ideas sucked. It all sounded like this to me: “Apple really needs to upgrade their camera on the iPhone.” BAM, camera upgrade. “That was totes my idea!” None of you fatties were thinking outside the box to grow the business. Enjoy the free shirt faggot!!October 5, 2011 at 7:54 pm #259368
^Try harder next time.
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